Da classic "watch TV and have sex" male half --- "fat 'n' bald like a potato" optional, but often also da case, as well.
Advice for looking-to-be-satisfied ladies --- just like their identically-named nightshade-family plant, many seed-potato dudes will likely not be good "eating", in dat they may be so lazy and self-centered dat they won't even feel overly motivated to go down on you.
by QuacksO March 2, 2025
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by Bean_0916 March 28, 2009
Get the party potatoes mug.1. Commonly used 'slang' in western countries to describe ones own appearance.
2. To describe poor quality.
2. To describe poor quality.
by BallShifter January 21, 2017
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by I'mcrazy November 7, 2023
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I got mad potatoes on the back burner bro. Just gunna leave em there as long as I can just keeping getting a taste without fulling committing.
by Blonde menas November 19, 2022
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by brewerbest123 October 29, 2020
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