Chris is a major dick that will steal all of the alcoholic beverages at parties, get drunk, and then pass the fuck out and not interact with anyone the rest of the night. He is also one to be on a tight leash in a relationship and be completely secluded with her and ignore anyone else.
by Enigmaofmymindarenechanisms May 4, 2018
Get the Chris mug.Young Lad in his prime. Sometimes known as “The Cannon” or more recently “The Cannonball”. Famous for his many injuries and gourmet burgers, Chris spends his days playing sports and chewing gum.
by Redish Panda May 11, 2018
Get the chris mccullough mug.He is a horizontal Cornelius, which is the man of mysterious. Smoking joints in the dark he got money on the side 10k on the line oh yea. 24 hours driving to the Steven, Bay Area hotels expensive. He don’t give a fuck his name is Chri Chri Chri. He got bars and titties scoop scoop scoop mothafucka you see me.
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Get the Chris mug.Go fuck yourself Chris. IF MY ACTION does not REMEDY WHAT YOU, THE YOUTUBERS, AND THE PEOPLE AROUND ME ARE DOING... TO ME... THEN THE END RESULT OF WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO ME... WILL BE THE RETALIATORY MURDER OF A CHILD... I WILL NOT LET YOU USE THIS TO FORCE ME TO BEHAVE IN A WAY THAT ALIGNS WITH YOUR VALUES.
Hym "So, there is a message to Chris Williamson. He is a piece of shit. When I murder your kid, make sure he does not escape his culpability in the act he provoked. Him and the rest of the filth. I will not learn any lessons. I will not be held accountable. I will murder a child."
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Get the Chris mug.Chris is the biggest hoe in the friend group, although he seems very shy on the outside yet his body count is above everyone's standards. He is a skinny boy who, under his baggy clothes, has a great unforgettable set of abs. Chris is a very nice guy who always know both how to satisfy a woman and how to treat one correctly. His reputation struggled through middle school but as he started high school he began to thrive, getting all the girls, rising in popularity, but not maintaining the best grades. His parents are strict towards his surrounding academics but he works hard enough to see his friends and girlfriends often. His judgement is not always the best but through and through he's a great guy, perfect some may say...
"Guess who asked me out? Chris did!" "Oh my god! Are you serious? Don't mess that one up, he'll be perfect for you."
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