Jake is the World’s worst COCKBLOCK. He will try to take anyone’s girl whether she’s taken or not! Also thinks he’s the buffest future EMT to ever walk the earth.
by Uegeidyneisne January 3, 2019

by FTC STAND UP February 16, 2021

by Anonymousyapple November 24, 2021

Jake is the chilled layed back guy everyone loves, he’s handsome and great with girls. He’s a pull master and knows nothing but da puss
by Fat rolls sister October 12, 2021

It means someone very smart, emotionally weak but you will never see them at their weak state because they preferred being the jolly friend that seems like there is no problem they are facing at all. They are curious minded and easy going. They have a hobby of observing their surroundings and think of how they will acted to it. You can say that they have the nurture of letting their enemies totally thinking of that they already manipulated the Bernie Jakes but is not.
He might be a jolly one but surely he is a Bernie Jake. He easily can deceived people around him, he might be a Bernie Jake
by frosty_carrot November 24, 2021

by PrimalKiller December 24, 2021

Oh man, just filled to the brim with bees. May appear intelligent but that’s because bees are very intelligent and this guy is just basically made up of bees. Will often work flowers into the conversation and be able to find which kitchen cupboard has the honey in it like immediately. Can only be destroyed by killing the queen bee at the center of his “heart” that is if his ex girlfriend left any semblance of a heart intact.
by JustJake521 November 23, 2021
