REO Speedwagon 

When you're comfortable but suddenly need to take a poop and finally do after several minutes of contemplation because you can't fight that feeling anymore. Named because of the band's hit song "Can't Fight This Feeling"

"I was watching TV but a mud missile was kissing my underwear and I finally took an REO Speedwagon"

REO Speedwagon by CatDad1622 May 13, 2024

Glitchy speed 

Glitchy speed is the correct word used for players on NBA 2K 24 who are way to mf fast. It's glitchy because 2k creates a barrier in which they are not allowed to go past.

Giannis Antetokounmpo, Russell Westbrook are the best examples of glitchy speed.

Glitchy speed by NBA 2k 24 May 18, 2024

Reverse Speedrun 

When you try to LOSE a game as quickly as possible.

"I did a reverse speedrun on Dark Souls"
"Must have been pretty anticlimactic"

Reverse Speedrun by Ubeenbamboozledson May 25, 2024

Beldam Speech Bubble 

"Beldam Speech Bubble" refers to the character Beldam from the Nintendo GameCube Video game "Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door" which has recently gotten a remake released for the Nintendo Switch on May 23rd 2024. Beldam has two sisters, one of which is named Vivian and is bullied a lot throughout the game by Beldam and doesn't accept that she is a transgender woman. Because of this, Paper Mario fans will often reply to any transphobic comment and/or statement with "Beldam Speech Bubble" with the speech bubble part simply coming from an online meme of the character with a speech bubble that is meant to show her saying the transphobic statement.

"Transgender people aren't real!" Reply: "Beldam Speech Bubble"

Beldam Speech Bubble by Mr. Pretzel Roll June 10, 2024

graduation speech accent 

Obnoxious cadence/tone high schoolers use when giving an cliche graduation speech.

Speaker: As our class survived through such unprecedented times...
Person: Man I hate kids with the graduation speech accent

graduation speech accent by RedditAdmin June 13, 2024

mussolini speech bubble 

A classic gem from r/ultraleft. Often used when someone simps for the petite bourgeoisie/acts like mere worker co-ops will bring about socialism, which makes them look like Mussolini.

Person 1: "Capitalism shut down my local coffee shop. Capitalism can suck it"
based ultrachad: *mussolini speech bubble*

mussolini speech bubble by AgainstTransHate June 25, 2024

Forced Speech 

It's like forced celibacy. I mean... You could just do it willingly and be happy about it. Right?

Hym "I don't like the term 'forced speech.' I perfer 'Involuntary.' You're saying it but... Not voluntarily. And no Chris, all I care about is talk. But is that what you want Chris Williamson? You want me to murder the kid instead of talking about it? You tell me when and I'll do it. Say "Hym Iam kill the kid today." And I will do that Chris Williamson because apparently the things YOU SAY... YOU TALKING (You fucking retard midget prick) is the structure of reality upon which I step. You speak and the ground manifests beneath my feet. Like, you can't disparage talking what you do nothing but talk."

Forced Speech by Hym Iam July 11, 2024