steak slap

When someone makes one too many "your face jokes" at a company BBQ the proper retaliation is for someone to pick a steak up off the grill and slap its hot juicyness right across your face. It is important to yell "steak slap" when performing a steak slap.

Nicole Kidman: "Hey Tom Cruz! Your face is scientiology!" Tom Cruz: (picks up steak from hot grill) "STEAK SLAP BIEOTCH!!!!!!!"

steak slap by Porcupine balls August 27, 2010

Class Slap 

When someone needs to be hit because they are not showing any class

DAYUM SHE NEEDS A CLASS SLAP

Class Slap by CoolkatCates November 24, 2010

splooge slap 

to ejaculate in your hand and bitchslap your friend in the face as a dirty prank

person 1: "yo brah!"
person 2: "what?"
*splooge slap*
person 1: "hahaha"
person 2: "why wuld you do that!?"
*person 2 throws up*

splooge slap by dragonboysuede December 3, 2010

Shave Slap 

Slapping someone after they shaved. This is the same as slapping someone after they've had a haircut.

My brother got a shave slap from me after he shaved his full grown beard.

Shave Slap by CaptainGill April 3, 2011

sick slap 

If you have a cold and someone is being annoying cough or sneeze in your hand and precede to smack the annoyance across their face.

you: shut up!

them: no (continuing to be annoying)

you: Sick Slap! (sneeze in hand and slap across their face)

sick slap by zawayou May 2, 2011

tuc slap 

getting hit in the face by a cow poo

when your riding a motorcycle and overtake a cattle truck and a cow does a turd which exits the trailer and hits you in the face, you have been tuc slapped

tuc slap by half-sleeve September 29, 2011

J-Slap 

When you ejaculate into your hand and slap somebody else with the hand you ejaculated into across the face.

"If you dont stfu im going to J-Slap you."

"Dude Amanda didnt shut the fuck up last night so i had to J-Slap her."

J-Slap by CowNiggaBalls November 25, 2011