Duck

You spelled fuck wrong

I know you meant to say fuck when you typed duck you horny weirdo-Aaron

by A-aron8727 July 25, 2020

Laughing Duck

A very VERY sexy duck, his sexiness is too sexy for anyone

Hello BABY! Can i have some of dat laughing duck?

by Sookaleedoda January 23, 2009

Cognitive rubber duck

When a man cums in a girls ear, then places a plastic straw into the ear and blows extremely hard shooting the cum inside her skull and coating her brain with cum

Omg Emily last night with Jason was so fun, we even did the cognitive rubber duck and I can no longer see straight

by JJ________________x October 9, 2021

fup duck

an alternate of fubar or f'd up

damn son that situation is a fup duck

by shawmiserix September 3, 2019

Rubber duck

“Rubber duck” is used when you are in a difficult choice making situation, you then say: “Rubber duck”and make a random choice. It can also be used after realising you’re screwed and you just accept it

“Yo did you do your homework”
“What homework”
“The math”
“Damn, oh well Rubber duck”
Or
“Which answer is it in the quiz”
“I don’t know man”
“*sigh* rubber duck

by Sibisizwe McGregor September 13, 2022

Ducking Taco

When one who’s in the face of foe or opposition chooses to turn the other cheek or cowers in a way to avoid further altercation.

I.E. - ducking your taco means avoiding beef

Person 1 knows that Person 2 is eager for on-sight mutual combat. Person 1 does everything he can to avoid crossing paths with Person 2. Person 2 can say Person 1 is ducking taco or ducking his taco

by AlphaNaz September 2, 2023

sucker duck

A black gay man who is known in the neighborhood for performing oral sex on other gay or straight men.

There is nothing between us, it was a one time thing - you were just a sucker duck

by silly_american January 3, 2018