Gay as a fish

A guy who is obviously and undeniably gay.
Usually used to alert another dude who's blind to the clues and doesn't realize is being picked up by him.

John: Hey Dan, have you met Tim? He's such a cool guy.
Dan: Is that the guy in your class?
John: Yeah! He and his roommates are throwing a party at his place and he said we're invited.
Dan: Dude, this guy is gay gay as a fish. If I were you, I'd watch my back.

Gay as a fish by csguy November 1, 2009

retarded fish frog

A born native of Jacksonville, North Carolina.

Shane: gimme a smoke.
Ryan: Buy your own, you retarded fish frog.

retarded fish frog by dickbagpadildo October 1, 2008

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as neither fish nor good red meat

stuck in the middle; not truely one thing or another.

"That's what General Rawson thought you would say,"
Lauffer said emotionally, "as your father's son, as the great-grandson of General Pueyrredon. That you would join us!"
Don't get carried away, Roberto," Clete said. "I'll fly the airplane, if it comes down to that, but I'm not enlisting in your army."
"Actually, the subject of a temporary commission did come up," Martin said. "Would you be willing-"
"I already have a Marine Corps commission," Clete said.
"This would be a temporary commission," Martin said. "It would solve a lot of problems...."
"Would I have to swear an oath? Of allegiance?"
"Yes, naturally. Of course."
"The moment I did that," Clete said, "I would lose my American citizenship."
"That would be difficult for you?"
"Yeah, it would," Clete said without thinking about it. "I don't want to do that."
He happened to glance at Martin's eyes.
And saw in them that be had just closed a door that would never again be opened.
If I had accepted that temporary commission under these circumstances, where accepting it might mean that I would find myself standing in front of a wall with Rawson, Martin, and Lauffer, even if it lasted only 3 days, they would thereafter have accepted me a bona fide Argentine. Now that will never happen.
Well, so be it. I'm an American. I don't want to give thatup.
"That leaves you, of course," Martin said, cordially enough, "as the English would put it, as neither fish nor good red meat"
-W.E.B. Griffin p-591 (Blood and Honor)

as neither fish nor good red meat by J Dan Beck May 30, 2006