“Omg bro, Susan totally gave me a Rudolph On Crack last night. It was like all of my Christmas’s came at once!”
by Flakes4Daayz October 04, 2018
by Rabbi Washington October 27, 2020
the act of grabbing someone's buttcheeks then opening them to reveal their butthole then hold the lower back and force it to split with the open buttcheeks which looks like splitting the bottom of a cucumber
by IHJISHGJRGHFRHVCNSH February 28, 2024
A joke that would only be funny 2 the person telling it and they know its not funny 2 anyone else. The crack of the egg at the end is them trying 2 make it funny.
Guy 1: You've got 2 be kitten me!
Guy 2: Wow...
Guy 1: Crack of the egg (knee slap)
Guy 2: Dude, just no!!
Guy 2: Wow...
Guy 1: Crack of the egg (knee slap)
Guy 2: Dude, just no!!
by Reth_b_! July 03, 2016
A girl that might or may not be a crack head who is skinny and has a small ass that looks good in jeans or yoga pants. This girl looks hella good and has the right curves, but is not for chubby chasers
by Adrian pussy slayer March 02, 2023
by 67R5487 March 13, 2024
Noun- a smartphone that has enraptured its user to to point of serious addiction, such that the use must touch, tap, swipe, etc. or else become irritable and aggressive
Seeing the same student on her phone for the umpteenth time that period, the frustrated teacher told her student to put the finger-crack away and try, for the sake of all that is good, to control her addiction for the final five minutes of the period. Jonesing for another TikTok fix, the girl managed to pocket the device for all of 17 seconds.
by Mr. Faraday January 10, 2024