BPA (bears per arrow)

A rating only experienced hunters use when describing their shit. It describes how many bears an arrow can kill.

"say man, can you tell me the BPA (bears per arrow) on this thing?"
response, "Obviously a 4."

by Port-side Petey May 6, 2010

3 shades of mama bear

and ass kicking with the ferocity of 3 mama bears when you mess with their cubs

Girl: "my neighbor was up at 6 this morning mowing his lawn."

Guy: "6 on a Sunday morning is way too early to be making that kind of noise."

Girl: "yeah, if I had not already been up, I would have gone 3 shades of mama bear on him"

by Rocksindahead September 14, 2012

Chocolate Covered Gummie Bears

The best damn candy ever. The only problem is nobody sells them :( got to go all the freaking way to Beatty for them. Everyone bags on them for some reason ... I personly would DIE without them.

Dude! I got to get to Beatty to get some more Chocolate Covered Gummie Bears.

by The Jokers Mistress January 16, 2009

Street legal bear cub

A nickname for a Rottweiler dog because of there size, color and gate.

hot girl: aaaawww you dog is so cute !
mike: that's not a dog that's a street legal bear cub, right enzo ?
enzo: ruff !
hot girl: hahaha he's cute... want to fuck ?
mike: well yes i do

by fat scum March 12, 2008

I see bears on the road

A dutch saying that suggests you focus on the obstacles instead of the possibilities at hand.

I am expecting lots of trouble in our approach, I see bears on the road.

by L0WE August 15, 2016

gummy bear snack pack

when your balls get all sweaty, and it feels like you've got a gummy bear snack pack in your pants.

wow. I've got a gummy bear snack pack in my britches.

by rod fitzwell August 21, 2003

Hurts like a mother bear!

It hurts like a mother bear has slashed your face off with her giant claws.

I just dropped something on my toe, and it hurts like a mother bear!

by MamaBeckman May 28, 2011