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banana splinter

it's when you get something stuck in your dick
Man I was trying to give myself a piercing this weekend and ended up with a banana splinter
by lolghostu August 24, 2016
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Bananas

Bitch, WTF are you doing, wasting your time and efforts, just to look up the definition of bananas on a dictionary that isn't even accurate a lot of the time. Yet again, why am I wasting my time to type this?

ANYWAY, if you want an answer, here it is;

Bananas are fruits that are yellow or green and shaped like a crescent moon. Favored by monkeys and fucking minions. Bananas grow on trees in bunches. High in potassium. Honestly, not that much of a fan, but if you're into that kind of thing, there you go.
Joe: Wassup my dood, I just ate a banana. BANANAS ARE GORGEOUS FRUITS!!
Bob: ... I'm disowning you, son.
by Iss Ya Boi Skinny Penis January 24, 2018
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Orange banana

when a snowbunny sucks ur dick until it turns Orange then swallows ur cum but keeps sucking
by jackrabbit one two January 28, 2018
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Banana

A yellow long fruit with a mushy texture
This banana tastes great
by Rusty1313 January 25, 2018
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Banana Pants

Banana pants refers to a state of craziness or confusion. Figuratively, it's like if you were wearing pants that held your ankles together and you could not take a step. Like if both legs of the pants were together, the shape of a single banana.
When I was hungry, I thought about ordering a sandwich. But I could not eat the carbs in the bread; or should I get only sprouted, whole grain; but, no, what if I have a gluten sensitivity? I was totally banana pants and decided not to eat anything until later when I ate the whole, extra-large pizza in one sitting.
by cspvln January 3, 2017
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Banana

You are a fucking retard for looking this up. Bananas are for eating not pleasure.
CLARE HOW COULD YOU!!! I was going to eat the banana for desert.
by Fuckherrightinthepussy6969 January 11, 2017
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Banana

A yellow curved fruit
(Vulgar slang) a man'a genitals
Roommate 1: What banana are you talking about my peepee or a fruit.
Roommate 2: both you moron!
by Epictailz January 24, 2017
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