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Alex

Alex is probably a douche bag.

He is most likely someone who would fuck a bitch on your anniversary.
“My boyfriend, Alex is such a cunt! He literally kissed 2 girls at a party I WAS AT!!!”

“Wtf, who is this shit head?”
by HerNameIsMortam June 30, 2018
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Alex

Alex is a weirdo
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Alex Schwan

A rich kid that throws money at people and dated a girl 11 times
Dude did you see Alex Schwan he was throwing money at people
by HeyDudetteeeee October 14, 2019
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john alex

that new kid is such a john alex
by anonymous748294-2 March 16, 2022
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Alex Stewart

has a below average sized penis
hey look it’s Alex Stewart the fella with the smaller then average penis
by Alex Stewart Hater November 2, 2021
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Alex

An intelligent good-hearted individual who watches out for those closest to him. He is goal oriented and probably a sex addict. He hopes to make it pro in sports or music but wont in either. He is good looking but unaware until fully matured. Has a lot of potential and can do almost whatever he tries at but also a procrastinator. 50% chance they are named after alexander the great.
“Did you see Alex in Friday's game??”
“Yeah that dude has potential! I bet he ends up in a d2 or 3 school making music and working a part time job just to end up working at some factory!”
“Yeah definitely an Alex.“
by Flapjackinoffurmom May 22, 2020
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Alex Bunning

Who’s Alex Bunning and what’s the meaning you ask? Well, he’s a one off. A rare find. A catch. An absolute sort. Salty potato. Like gold dust. He’s both corrrrr blimey and how’s ya father. Proper corker and he’s a belter.

He’s fiercely loyal and kind. He’s generous. He’s a best friend and an impeccable and attentive lover. He will make you laugh, surprise you, and romance the hind legs off of you.

He has dimples to die for.

He will sweep you off of your feet and make you feel nothing but elation and ecstasy.

He’s got over 70 tattoos, a quirky skater boy dress sense, dimples that you could just melt into and he oozes sex appeal.

His teeth are perfect.

He doesn’t argue, he encourages your confidence and allows you to be your complete self.

Did I mention dimples?
I’d go as far as to say the man is utterly faultless.

He’s also mine... And only mine. And I’m incredibly proud to say that he is. I love him endlessly and he has without a doubt stolen my heart
Person One: Is that Alex Bunning?!
Person Two: Sure looks like him, the dimple dude? Play it cool...
Person One: Yeah, I hear he belongs to Em Bryson? What an absolute sort he is
Person Two: You hear correctly, and yes, he sure is
by RedHeadEm46 February 19, 2021
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