water bearing sea cow

Morbidly obese woman. Often spotted in walmarts around the globe driving an electric scooter. Normally wearing a mumu of sorts resembling a shower curtain. Also known to frequently sit in delapitated residences watching reruns of Maury povich surrounded with an array of junk food around them and several cats. Not known for bathing or changing their mumus often. They live primarily off of cheetos and camel cigarettes. More often then not their life mate will be an awfully slender poor man who tends to wear wife beaters with mustard stains

Wow dude, your mom is quite the water bearing sea cow, but I still wanna fuck her silly.

by the one and only PRO-B April 14, 2016

Northern Michigan Bear Rug

A Northern Michigan Bear Rug typically takes place on a "Guys only" fishing, hunting, or camping trip in Northern Michigan; it may occur in front of a fireplace in a cabin or Al-fresco next to a bonfire in the great outdoors. It consists of no less than 5 men (see Bears) who've not showered in multiple days all participating in a sweaty, steamy, sexy, and odiferous orgy while piled high upon each other to conserve warmth and avoid fluid losses.

-Hey bro, are you going camping with all the guys next week?

-Oh for sure fam, I wouldn't miss a chance to enjoy another Northern Michigan Bear Rug, the last one was amazing bro!

by T_Sizzl3 December 8, 2020

Chocolate Covered Gummie Bears

The best damn candy ever. The only problem is nobody sells them :( got to go all the freaking way to Beatty for them. Everyone bags on them for some reason ... I personly would DIE without them.

Dude! I got to get to Beatty to get some more Chocolate Covered Gummie Bears.

by The Jokers Mistress January 16, 2009

Street legal bear cub

A nickname for a Rottweiler dog because of there size, color and gate.

hot girl: aaaawww you dog is so cute !
mike: that's not a dog that's a street legal bear cub, right enzo ?
enzo: ruff !
hot girl: hahaha he's cute... want to fuck ?
mike: well yes i do

by fat scum March 12, 2008

I see bears on the road

A dutch saying that suggests you focus on the obstacles instead of the possibilities at hand.

I am expecting lots of trouble in our approach, I see bears on the road.

by L0WE August 15, 2016

gummy bear snack pack

when your balls get all sweaty, and it feels like you've got a gummy bear snack pack in your pants.

wow. I've got a gummy bear snack pack in my britches.

by rod fitzwell August 21, 2003

Hurts like a mother bear!

It hurts like a mother bear has slashed your face off with her giant claws.

I just dropped something on my toe, and it hurts like a mother bear!

by MamaBeckman May 28, 2011