water bearing sea cow

Morbidly obese woman. Often spotted in walmarts around the globe driving an electric scooter. Normally wearing a mumu of sorts resembling a shower curtain. Also known to frequently sit in delapitated residences watching reruns of Maury povich surrounded with an array of junk food around them and several cats. Not known for bathing or changing their mumus often. They live primarily off of cheetos and camel cigarettes. More often then not their life mate will be an awfully slender poor man who tends to wear wife beaters with mustard stains

Wow dude, your mom is quite the water bearing sea cow, but I still wanna fuck her silly.

by the one and only PRO-B January 03, 2016

BPA (bears per arrow)

A rating only experienced hunters use when describing their shit. It describes how many bears an arrow can kill.

"say man, can you tell me the BPA (bears per arrow) on this thing?"
response, "Obviously a 4."

by Port-side Petey May 06, 2010

Chocolate Covered Gummie Bears

The best damn candy ever. The only problem is nobody sells them :( got to go all the freaking way to Beatty for them. Everyone bags on them for some reason ... I personly would DIE without them.

Dude! I got to get to Beatty to get some more Chocolate Covered Gummie Bears.

by The Jokers Mistress October 04, 2008

Street legal bear cub

A nickname for a Rottweiler dog because of there size, color and gate.

hot girl: aaaawww you dog is so cute !
mike: that's not a dog that's a street legal bear cub, right enzo ?
enzo: ruff !
hot girl: hahaha he's cute... want to fuck ?
mike: well yes i do

by fat scum March 12, 2008

gummy bear snack pack

when your balls get all sweaty, and it feels like you've got a gummy bear snack pack in your pants.

wow. I've got a gummy bear snack pack in my britches.

by rod fitzwell August 21, 2003

I see bears on the road

A dutch saying that suggests you focus on the obstacles instead of the possibilities at hand.

I am expecting lots of trouble in our approach, I see bears on the road.

by L0WE August 15, 2016

Polar Bear Polo

A game played on the outer borders of Canada. Five players, on two teams, on either side of a snowy field try to move a severed seal head into the opponent's goal while riding atop polar bears. Each player is issued a wooden hockey stick to move the seal head, also known as "the nugget". The winning team is awarded a walrus to do with as they please, although it is customary to gather in a circle around the walrus and club that shit to death.

I lost my arm in an intense game of Polar Bear Polo but my team still won the walrus. Cant be mad aboot that eh?

by ezRusty93 November 02, 2011