Vita-Man

A nomadic & free-spirited man, with long golden locks. Vita-Man is easy going and has many practical skills and bulk knowledge, yet has not mastered his digestive system. His diet of celery and beer gives him a frequent and unmistakeable tone (from the back-joot) that can be heard from great distances.

- That sounded like a Vita-Man fart!

- greener than Vita-Man's breakfast

- Good bloke and a hard worker...just like Vita-Man

by hankScorpio April 18, 2014

Florida Man

just a man from Florida who does crazy shit, loves BudLight, most likely snorts coke, and is just a maniac
also known as The Worst Super Hero Ever

Florida man arrested for groping princess at magic kingdom

by sans the skeleton uwu November 19, 2019

Man of Culture

"Man of Culture" is Reddit slang used to describe someone with an unhealthy pornography addiction.

"Oh, I'm not addicted to hentai, I'm just a true 'man of culture' who appreciates the fine art of adult cinema."

"dude, what the fuck are you talking about"

by Gunfragla October 22, 2023

Splenda man

The guy who comes into your house at night and replaces all your sugar with Splenda brand artificial sweetener.

Guy 1: Dude, where's the sugar?
Guy 2: We're all out; the Splenda man visited last night.

by The Carl Jefferson April 9, 2013

Drug Man

Mitchell. Mitchell is the true drug man. Always has been, always will be.

Mitchell: I am the true Drug Man. It’s still $15 a gram bitch.
*zips up fly*

by suryothomere August 11, 2020

man-journal

A male friend to whom with whom you can share your deepest secrets.

I really feel like I can tell Chad anything because he's my man-journal.

by Jack843 November 26, 2007

Cone Man

An image of a person using traffic cones as appendages off of ones physical body, or really any humorous image of a person interacting with traffic cones, used as a response to an extremely poor or disingenuous argument in internet conversations. Cone Man is used when the point made is so inherently flawed, so factually incorrect, or so misleading that it becomes more productive to post images of Cone Men rather than putting in the effort to type out a well-thought out response. Distant cousin of Straw Man.

Person A: "The experts are lying!!! This YouTube video PROVES that COVID is PLANNED!!! And if it's real, just let the old and sick people die!!! Natural selection!!!"

Person B: (insert image of a Cone Man)

by Cone Man McGillicuddy May 28, 2020