Nooball

A Nooball is someone or something that eats Noodles and meatballs

My brother is a Nooball

by Tonitones July 22, 2011

Noobleeoob

A noob+ a douchebag that = a nerdy douchebag.

Also a cock

Also a Busted-out-of papers joint, not to be confused with a keith

that guy was a total noobleeoob

by PuppyDog777 February 25, 2012

Nooblerone

Someone who's a noob. But the brilliance of the word is that it is actually a cross between noob and toblerone. Genius.

I can't believe that guy doesn't know what lol means. What a nooblerone.

by One-woman language craft club August 1, 2012

Noobload

A noobload is when you are in a pvp (person vs person) game and the game is full of losers who won't attack each other, but will team up against you and call it 1 vs 1. They typically use mods/hacks and have several pimples on their face and buttcheeks.

"Man I was playing Diablo in the game "Duel a God" and there was a noobload piled up. They would not hostile (The in-game function that allows players to duel or fight eachother) eachother and only jump me. It's probably because they are pimply fat geeks and have to use mods/hacks and still can't beat me 1vs7."

by Jeff, God of USeast; AcT_SiX August 31, 2013

noobinitis

The disease in which your social life becomes taken over by your online life, and you spend countless hours online just searching the internet.

Person 1: HF has taken over my life... my well being... my sole...
Person 2: You sir are suffering from Noobinitis!

by Nick419 September 7, 2013

noobiquitous

One who is a noob everywhere, at all times.

Caleb, you're so noobiquitous. I can't take you anywhere. I love you so much.

by Chickenshiznit November 11, 2013

noobitis

Noobitis is a disease mostly spreading in North America. It can be spread by spending long periods of time in the presence of a person infected with the disease. If you are unsure if you or someone you know has this disease, here are some of the symptoms:
-People you know go out of their way to avoid being around you
-People call you names like noob, or loser
-You have a stupid name like Craig,Simon,Lawrence,James,Daniel, or Larry.
-You are a complete crybaby and other people would say that about you
-You say you're not a noob even when everyone else says you are
-You play noob games and say there cool
-You have bad information about everything
-You always fail at life
-You think you're really awesome but have no friends
-Nobody loves you
-You're into noobplay
-You try to get people to guess you're middle name so you can get attention

"Wow Larry, that's such a noob wallpaper you use, you probably have noobitis"

by BobandJustin December 14, 2013