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Noobload 

A noobload is when you are in a pvp (person vs person) game and the game is full of losers who won't attack each other, but will team up against you and call it 1 vs 1. They typically use mods/hacks and have several pimples on their face and buttcheeks.
"Man I was playing Diablo in the game "Duel a God" and there was a noobload piled up. They would not hostile (The in-game function that allows players to duel or fight eachother) eachother and only jump me. It's probably because they are pimply fat geeks and have to use mods/hacks and still can't beat me 1vs7."
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Nooblord 

A term used in multiple games, saying that the player is extremely unskilled and terrible.
This guy Bill was feeding in League, what a nooblord.
Nooblord by JamesMcJameson April 20, 2013
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NOOBLORD 

people who play league of legends are noob lords.
"hey kayle stop dying to creeps you nooblord!"

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NoobLad2021 

Best person on the whole earth, NoobLad2021 defeated the war and won their triumph!
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nooblordjjj 

Nooblordjjj is the Dictator of the Computer Union (TCU) in Roblox. He's most known for clapping his friend/boyfriend, Eekmeep. Another thing that he's known for is the Roblox Game "papers pls", as an inspector question is "Who is our glorious leader" being Nooblordjjj.
"Who is our glorious leader?" -Inspector
"Nooblordjjj" -Civilian
nooblordjjj by MartyDoesStuff July 18, 2024
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