A rash on your inner thighs caused by sweating and them rubbing together that causes you to walk like John Wayne.
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Still worshipped by DUmmie glue sniffers who thought he was the second coming of Christ, even after losing an election he could have easily won if he had played his cards just a little bit better. He stood for NOTHING. Democrats believed that people should have voted for him based entirely on his personality and character alone. They then over-patronize voters by basically saying that all Kerry voters are geniuses and all Bush voters are "ignorant" subhumans who should be put into death camps. (Note: Democrats define "ignorant" as "anyone who dares oppose us" see also "racist". "fascist", etc.)
Well, 59 million Americans saw through the intelligence-insulting Democratic partyline. I guess Americans would rather have a "dumb chimp" as president. What does that tell you about the Democrats if they can't even defeat a chimp, hmmmmm?
Still worshipped by DUmmie glue sniffers who thought he was the second coming of Christ, even after losing an election he could have easily won if he had played his cards just a little bit better. He stood for NOTHING. Democrats believed that people should have voted for him based entirely on his personality and character alone. They then over-patronize voters by basically saying that all Kerry voters are geniuses and all Bush voters are "ignorant" subhumans who should be put into death camps. (Note: Democrats define "ignorant" as "anyone who dares oppose us" see also "racist". "fascist", etc.)
Well, 59 million Americans saw through the intelligence-insulting Democratic partyline. I guess Americans would rather have a "dumb chimp" as president. What does that tell you about the Democrats if they can't even defeat a chimp, hmmmmm?
When John Kerry lost, the Democrats became completely hysterical. The party that touted itself as being for "ordinary people" proved that they hold ordinary people in complete contempt and didn't give two shits about us unless we voted for them without question. They all went back to their local Starbucks to gloat about how much more "enlightened" they are than the rest of us eeeeevil Amerikkkans.
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