John Guistat 

a very sexy, strong, smart, ladies man that is loved by everyone that sees him. there is no way possible to regect his charming good looks and his sweetness. every girl wants him, and every guy wants to be him.

John Guistat just got five girls in less than a minute to make out with him, he is irresistable.

John Guistat by Goose McLovin April 27, 2011

John the Bishop 

This is a rare phenomenon that occurs when you take a shit and it gets stuck in a way that allows it to protrude through the top of the water and stick straight up. As you wipe and the tp sticks to it it becomes John the Bishop.

I had a huge burrito last night and then made the biggest John the Bishop you have ever seen.

John the Bishop by I am not who you think I am! June 10, 2011

John O 

An autistic little fuck who thinks he's the shit but really is a little pussy who plays hula-hoop golf on his free time. John won the BE Award in elementary school (a reward given to absolute fucking retards). His sister is honestly the hottest fucking girl on the planet and I would fuck her brains out every single day of the week

What's the matter with that kid over there, and who's the hot girl next to him?
Him? Oh, that's John O, and that's his banging sister next to him.

John O by dude748399294756 August 13, 2017

John the Baptist 

The act of borderline drowning someone while you pork them from behind.

Man, I totally John the Baptist'd my date last night in the Arby's bathroom. She was so angry that she made me wash the beef packed feces from her hair.

John the Baptist by Shmuckboy August 1, 2018

John Kim 

Asian guy with huge cock

That John Kim banged my wife

John Kim by Gangsterhabib March 14, 2021

John Kerry 

see idiot and liberal

The loser that thought he could beat Bush in the 2004 election. He got owned big time despite the ketchup money provided by his numbskull wife.

Some people are living in their own little claiming that John Kerry is our president.

John Kerry by J August 18, 2006

John Stamos 

While taking a large shit you leave a skid mark of turd on your ball sack.

"Oh man the other day I took a shit so big I gave myself a John Stamos."

John Stamos by theproudllama July 30, 2009