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A dude who usually plays a sport like lacrosse. He has a million girls fawning over him and nobody really knows why. He can’t make a decision to save his life, and is commonly caught between two people (his side chics? you’ll never know). Most of the time he is into a close female friend who may or may not be sleeping with him.
“I think i’m starting to like Christian”
“You know he’s talking to his best friend”
Christian by rawrrawr17LOTRQ April 6, 2023
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Christian prom pictures

When Christian’s get dressed up for Easter and post their family pictures online.
Look all the Christian’s are posting their Christian prom pictures online.
well if you listen to christian music, the feeling doesnt last forever

thats if you get hooked on one song
Christian is a great religion
Christian by Happy Christian April 11, 2023
Christian is the kind of guy to walk around with his pants hanging low, called sagging. He is a honest guy, but he has a syndrome of not shutting up. Most people will call him a monkey, and they with be correct.

Who is Christian??

Oh that monkey looking guy that doesn’t shut up
Who is Christian??

Oh that monkey looking guy that doesn’t shut up
Christian by briastories April 11, 2023
Biggest dick motherfucker alive. Is the funniest man alive. Pretends to love guys but in reality loves all people expect homos. Is a true G to rely on
Christian your dick is so big

Christianized 

When a Christian gets baptized in the holy name of roberto de la santos
I was Christianized in an ocean.
Often name of criminal thieves, and sex offenders
He touched my get, he is a christian
Christian by Gthe3e May 3, 2023