laying eggs

To make a large amount of money over a short span of time.

I've been totally laying eggs at my new job! I can afford a new car already.

by nutfinder69 April 28, 2024

laying eggs

To make lots of cash and be stupidly rich

Guy 1: Gosh, I hate how Tim is always laying eggs and getting more bitches than the rest of us.
Guy 2: Yeah, I wish I could lay eggs too.

by the coolest cool person ever April 28, 2024

Mini Mini Eggs

Chocolate Mini Eggs, But Smaller

"Are They Mini Eggs,"
"No Look They Are Smaller"
" Must Be Mini Mini Eggs"

by A.E.G April 15, 2010

Got my fuckin eggs yolked dude

When you're a dumb stoner and it takes you forever to process anything

"Kyle told me a joke and it took me like a minute to get, got my fuckin eggs yolked dude."

by Pheeblesweeebles December 11, 2020

Egg artillery

A bunch of kids hired by another bunch of kids to throw eggs at at another kids house.

They usually have masks to conceal theia identity and use bikes for transportation.

These kids are often hired by school friend circle and school gangs to egg someone they don't like.

"you dude that kids house just got bombarded with eggs"

"yeah someone must have hired the egg artillery"

by Richterburg September 25, 2022

Semi Side Up Eggs

Sunny side up eggs, but the yolk is popped and lightly cooked on both sides.

I prefer semi side up eggs over Sunny side up

by Loftsnax August 13, 2021

egg up my bum

When you know you have a massive shit brewing and its going to be huge!

"I've gotta go to toilet I've an egg up my bum!"

by Arsebiscuits82 April 18, 2018