Tom Brady

The Goat can overcome any opsticle

I wish I was Tom Brady but im not the goat

by pats fan88 June 6, 2017

Tom

Nonce

Oh look out, here comes Tom. The nonce.

Noncey Tom
Tom, please stop noncing my cousin

by Ld123456 November 22, 2021

tom lucette

nerdy strange space obsessed guy who may be gay.

you are so Tom Lucette.

by James A. Lovell, Jr. April 16, 2014

tom strok

HE is a dank savage who is M.L.G af and you can't even get on his level m8

tom strok is a human

by M8 im dank April 7, 2017

Schlong tom bomb

For a male to whip out his semi erect penis and slap it on a females back.

Jenny: you know what I fancy, receiving a serious schlong tom bomb.

John: I can help you there 2 secs, lemme just whip it out.

by Schlongonthat July 14, 2016

Tom Nook

Provider of crushing debt. Promotes child labor with his own family. The main cause of Capitalism

Tom Nook set the orphanage on fire

by Cynnierollz May 26, 2025

Tom

Fucking hot male with a giant cock and carries a big load

Girl1:"holy shit tom looks so hot"
Girl2:"i know i want him so bad"
Girl3:"i sucked his cock last night, it was really big"

by Tommy_Gun2100 March 21, 2021