Egg Swapping

When you stick an egg up your ass so it gets hard boiled by your body heat and then you and your boy kiss your ass holes together and you shit the egg into your boys ass.
You: Bruh you wanna try egg swapping?
Your boy: Ah hell ya!
by papa_thirsto May 10, 2018
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Hide My Own Eggs

Hide my own eggs

A saying one would use to describe themselves as mentally incompetent in the moment, or for a duration of time.
"I GOT SO TANKED LAST NIGHT, THAT I COULD HIDE MY OWN EGGS FOR EASTER "
by JJ Milla September 23, 2022
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Egg

A Skinny, White, Bald Cunt Named Hugh
Damo: Look at that egg

Nikesh: He looks like Hugh
by Eye Yam Loli September 8, 2020
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Boiled egg

Boiled egg is a gender identity that represents someone who feels a sense of warmth and protection within themselves, much like the comforting feeling of a boiled egg in its shell. They may feel a sense of security and stability in their identity, and they prefer pronouns such as "they/them" or "egg/eggself." Boiled eggs embrace their inner strength and resilience, embodying the idea of being both delicate and strong at the same time.
Boiled egg cracked open, revealing egg yolk inside. Egg felt proud of eggself for being so resilient
by Timbegg May 7, 2024
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toilet egg

When someone doesn't flush after peeing, and it has time to settle into an egg-shaped "yolk". If disturbed, it emits a terrible odor.
Guy 1: James was over, and he left a toilet egg in the bathroom...
Guy 2: Gross.
by smellyeggs September 16, 2016
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egg

{noun}
An egg is not only a food, but an art form. In our society eggs are very under appreciated as art.

{verb}
To to do something in a great manner, that truly pleases and/or confuses someone. The meaning is individual and hard to describe.
Billy: Do you want to go to the egg museum with me?
Sarah: I only like eating eggs

Gregory: Did you see that girl egg on stage last night?
Bertha: Yeah! I wish I could egg as great as her.
by mouldremover February 7, 2020
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English Egg Salad

When your girl shits eggy diarrhea into your salad while you are eating it, normally combines with other feces or human excrement such as semen or urine
“Hey babe, what do you fancy for dinner tonight?”
“Can we have an English Egg Salad?”
by chickfilamastar August 7, 2025
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