New Jersey 

Known as the Garden State, this small area has 15 Congressional seats. The state of New Jersey has constantly been pushed around by its much larger neighbors of Pennsylvania and New York since the pre-Revolution days. Although some of the greatest battles of the Revolution such as Trenton and Princeton happened here, the state has not had mush positive press. Today, the state is New York City's dirty backyard full of industrial processing at one end, a seedy extension of Philadelphia in the south, and the Pine Barrens in another part of the state. It is home to the Sopranos though. Trapped by unfortunate circumatance, New Jersey hobbles on today.

The Joisy Devils are gonna take the cup!

New Jersey by Not so super DJ Gennady February 19, 2003

new jersey 

a shithole located next to Pennsylvania, New York, and Delaware. everyone here is an asshole. the entire state is New York City's bitch except for southwestern new jersey its Philly's bitch. Camden has the largest amount of ghetto per square inch in the world, counting africa.

Who is that guy over there with the slicked back hair acting like Tony Soprano?
Must be from New Jersey.

new jersey by PANTHERS May 13, 2005

New York City and Long island 

An odd pairing of the greatest, biggest, most sophisticated and cosmopolitan city in the world with some backwater, flat, conservative, obnoxious, whitebread, redneck, chickenshit boringass bunghole in the backwoods of Upstate New York. Contrary to Island belief, we New Yorkers do NOT consider Long Islanders to be our brethren.

Long Island sucks some serious donkey dick.

New York City and Long island by Jason Healy, New Yorker. January 20, 2005

New Rochelle

New Rochelle, a large town near the Bronx, which is considered upstate to some??? The large population of Jewish residents in the North End make up the wealthy part of town, going south behind Iona college becomes the middle class, the italian/irish population grows and further south down by Glen Island and behind Main Street, the population has a lot of immigrants, it becoames very commercial. Basically the city is horrible, the city itself is very poor and has a high crime rate in certain areas.

add anything you wish or change anything you might think is wrong

Fuck New Rochelle Highschool, I'm going to the Prep.

I live at fivefiftyfith, son, City Park.

Boy: My brother plays for UCLA.
Man: Really, the Bruins?
Boy: No Upper Corner of Licoln Avenue.

New Rochelle by Scott I live in New Rochelle September 26, 2006

new york knicks 

now they're trying to be like the other team that plays at MSG (Rangers) and buy a playoff berth...at least it ain't working well

The Knicks were only good when Willis and Frazier were there

new york knicks by Craiggers March 29, 2004

New Canaan Girls Swim Team 

hah...we didn't get those shirts custom made...WE MADE THEM OURSELVES..we also didn't all have aprons..but thanks for the idea! Nice job rams...you've succeeded in making complete fools of yourselves again...words cannot describeeee!

rivals...that means 2 teams that are EQUAL...sorry you can't really compare...

New Canaan Girls Swim Team by Lady Warriors<3 April 25, 2005

new zealand 

Why is Australia being mentioned with so many New Zealand definitions? because many a farmer in New Zealand are jealous of Australias riches, but if they would only look up.. to Auckland or Wellington, they would see that we are rich too. And for the uknowledgables who think we live in Teepees.. we dont, we actually are home to the tallest tower in the Southern Hempisphere AND here in Auckland we're not treehugging green peace hippies we're just like anyone in a metropolis RUDE AND OBNOXIOUS and proud.. legit.
stay cool NZ, peace out

Stupid unknowledgable farmboy: "haha you're from New Zealand you live in Teepees"
Kiwi(term for a NZer): "actually you stupid unknowledgable, how the fuck would we use the internet if we lived in teepees, get a haircut farmboy"

new zealand by anna loves modest mouse September 19, 2005