Cold Muffin

An innuendo that will stump the boys.

"I was going at it cold muffin on the weekend."

by MalMot March 27, 2024

Alpha Muffin

Someone who finds their strength in bringing kindness and joy to others, rather than through a sense of competition.

He is a total Alpha Muffin.

by Justall50 March 31, 2024

Zylch Muffin

An Individual who often zylches for or with another individual, typically for sexual pleasure for either one or both parties.

You are my little Zylch Muffin

I love all my Zylch Muffins

by MrPotatoKopf April 5, 2024

Creamy muffin

When you creampie her and beat her pussy with your dick so it's swollen

I gave Mandy such a good creamy muffin yesterday and she wants more

by Good dick41 April 15, 2024

Frosted muffin

To cum on a larger persons stomach

I saw you with that heavy chick did you give her the ol frosted muffin?
Yeah I def pulled out

by Slightysativa April 26, 2024

Fart muffin

Used instead of profanities when expressing disappointment over a circumstance.

Bob yelled “fart muffin” after hearing he lost his job.

by Bavamakkos June 6, 2024

Crunch Muffin

A person, more specifically a middle aged/millennial woman who uses the term “era” too much to describe a period of time in their life. This person most likely went to the eras tour and/or is unhealthily obsessed with Taylor Swift.

Jessica: “In my boy mom era”
Jessica: “In my homeowner era”
Jordan: “oh my gosh will you quit saying ‘era’ so much you crunch muffin”

by emineminem22 June 27, 2024