Black Jesus 

No one less than Tupac.

In times of war we need somebody raw, rally the troops
like a Saint that we can trust to help to carry us through
Black Jesus Tupac

Black Jesus by FexilThaDon December 28, 2016

blasian jesus 

Black Asian that is very kind but is very dirty

You are a Blasian Jesus

blasian jesus by Annoying 101 March 29, 2017

spicy jesus

when you are the only asshole in Mario party that has any coins or usually achieved by lying, cheating, stealing and griefing

Michael got a spicy jesus again after using the boo to steal Kevin's last few coins

spicy jesus by 1zaheer1 April 19, 2018

Bridge Jesus 

The creator of bridges, the god of memes, and to all is the most sexy thing in existence. He pwns Minequaft noobs in Bed Wars and creates bridge eggs with his mind. He is truly a Bridge Jesus.

Damn, that manz just pwned that nub in Minequaft Bedwares. That's MLG pro, litty litty litty like a Bridge Jesus.

Bridge Jesus by neckslapper November 28, 2017

could jesus suck his own dick 

Yes

stupid 1: could jesus suck his own dick?

stupid 2: ofc he could, he could even fuck himself

could jesus suck his own dick by jesus.net April 19, 2018

Sexy Jesus 

When people are actually attracted to Jesus because of his handsome appearance.

Ironically, Jesus wasn't actually all that good looking according to the bible:

"He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him."-Isaiah 53:2

Most people seem to be attracted to Sexy Jesus when in reality Jesus wasn't all that beautiful

Sexy Jesus by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018

Meme jesus 

Some weird looking fat ginger virgin who sells discord rolls for nudes and when he doesn't get them he gets quite upset and throws fits where he often ends up half asleep with a fist in his anus

That ginger cunt meme Jesus has 1.8million followers. Please tell me how that's possible

Meme jesus by Dogn't November 14, 2018