Jesus christ

Our lord that will protect us from the homos.

-Look it's jesus christ

-amen

by 1337eliteprokillstreak February 7, 2018

fried jesus

a man who makes the most delicious cannibalistic fried food. oh yes he makes it delicious....

Aw man, he's such a fried jesus

by DilandRick January 12, 2017

Jesus Eyes

A person in the 7th grade that likes to stare at burritos like they are jusus

Me: Oh my gosh Ellie Carter is totally Jesuseyeing that burrito

Ellie: Totally!!
Me: We should nickname him jesus eyes!

by Jesuseye's best friend February 4, 2017

Jesus Apex

1) the Good Friday which occurs during your 33rd year (I.e. The Jesus was crucified)

2) the point in ones life at which their moral worth substantially their immoral worth

1) Man, as long as I don't get crucified on Good Friday, I'll have made it past my Jesus apex

2) I reached my Jesus apex today when I saved a boat of orphans from falling into that volcano and pretended to listen to my mom on the phone for 2 hours

by twatwaffle3000 February 4, 2017

Black Jesus

Man of few words. Great at basketball and athletics, gives his friends guidance and most importantly gets all the butches with his non-ashy skin

Black Jesus bagged that redbone, she a snack

by Izzydaballer February 7, 2017

jesus chfist

i spelld jesus chris twrpng dajmmit

frick ims tupid jesus chfist

by hannahahnahah October 29, 2019

Jesus cat

extremely thicc cat, loves booty rubs can open drawers cabinets and doors, has an owner named heaven and can pray to them and they will answer your prayer.

DAMN THAT CATS A THICC BOIII

damn your right must be a Jesus cat

by JESUS.THE.CAT.LOVES.ME123 November 4, 2019