Fart Man

Man with a hairy butt and won't shut up about his gold hairy big butt.

Fart Man Is coming to smell you

by UncleJamesGame March 4, 2021

fart-rosening

/verb/ - To do something Fart Rosen would do

Person 1: Did you see what Emma and Ivanni were doing during gym class
Person 2: Yeah, the were TOTALLY fart-rosening!

by it literally says you are sus April 9, 2021

fart alarm

a fart alarm is described as person who is small in height and will typically be the first one to smell a fart because they are in closer proximity to someone's buttocks

"I'm dating this new guy, but he's a total fart alarm."

by Holdav May 5, 2021

Fart Raspberry

Doing the act of a raspberry (usually done with the mouth) by using your ass and farting on somebody's tummy

Hey Lizzie, don't fall asleep or I'll fart raspberry you!

by Lotsoffarts December 15, 2011

tebow farts

When you've got every reason to believe it's shit, but you thank Jesus to squeeze out a safe one at the last second.

Jimmy: Ugh,*prrt*, got me a case of Tebow farts
Bob: Gross! You might need to wipe after that one...
Jimmy: Nah, I think we're good...uh-oh...
Bob: What's wrong?
Jimmy: I think the Patriots are coming to town.

by Eddie Billy December 27, 2011

carpet fart

the great escape to eliminating noise when one has to fart.
the act of sitting on a carpet and farting, allowing the fart to be picked up by the carpet, therefore, eliminating all sound.

I was with my girlfriend last night, and i had to let on rip, so i carpet farted.

I was with my boyfriend last night, and it started to smell really bad, but i didnt hear a fart sound. I assume he must have carpet farted.

by iamthewalrusbitch March 29, 2011

Poonie Fart

It's the built up air present in a ladies vagina after she has had a night of long hard sex. The sweet air is expelled through the vaginal crevice causing her pussy lips to flap back and forth at top speeds making a sloppy fart sound.

Hey did you hear Lisa droppin those poonie farts last night in her sleep? They sounded sloppy wet and nasty. Hope she had her panties lined up right.

by gergee October 6, 2011