Duck

Autocorrect for dick

Max-your a duck
Matthew-nice
Max- i meant dick
Matthew-fuck u

by anonymous April 28, 2021

Duck

The worst autocorrect that happens when your about to say fuck

I ducking hate you

by ._pabo_. May 20, 2019

smell my duck

smell my duck abbreviation is smd

john “hi susan smell my duck (abbreviated as smd)”
susan “john your duck smells lovely!”

by hello pookie wookie May 24, 2023

Duck

The stupid animals that are the reason when you type “fuck” it auto corrects to “duck”

“dude what the duck”

“fuck*”

by jejdjshdhf April 16, 2021

Duck egg

It’s where you show your nutsack to your friends or whoever and call it “a duck egg”

Origin: Big Mouth

You: You wanna see my duck egg

Other person: sure!

You: shows nutsack

Other person: wow

by 2bigadick69 July 27, 2022

Duck Dinner

1. A literal dinner consisting of duck, usually as the main course.
2. Military slang for dishonorable discharge, which in the United States is usually reserved for the worst offenses under the UCMJ, such as fraud, desertion, espionage, SA, treason, and murder.

1. Yeah we went out for duck dinner, not great, not terrible.
2. Sgt. Emerson got a duck dinner for killing that guy.

by qw3r1y July 17, 2023

Ducks in here

The excuse you should use when you let out a large fart that sounds close enough to a quack that it could pass for a duck.

(Fart) "Bro, there must be some ducks in here"
"You disgust me..."

by KEATOR November 27, 2012