Fagé

Someone who's beyond the faggot level and needs a title that just sounds really douchy. Pronounced as if you were saying vag-aye.
"Steven told Syneca I called him a fagé in a text message..."
"Lol, what a fagé"
by KEATOR November 21, 2012
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Ducks in here

The excuse you should use when you let out a large fart that sounds close enough to a quack that it could pass for a duck.
(Fart) "Bro, there must be some ducks in here"
"You disgust me..."
by KEATOR November 21, 2012
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