Cum Goggles 

1. Ejaculation on someone's face that resembles glasses, googles, or "racoon eyes"
2. Protective eyewear worn to prevent gettin cum in one's eyes

1. I gave my girlfriend cum goggles instead because she had gum in her mouth.
2. Good thing you were wearing your cum goggles last night...

Cum Goggles by filthcradle December 28, 2005

cum guzzling queen 

A woman who takes a mangina and guzzles the cum while doing it.

Jeremy is a cum guzzling queen.

cum guzzling queen by Jeremy Stephenson May 12, 2006

Cum Dumpster 

A person and/or place to which one deposits seaman or seminile fluids, usually in an orafice such as the mouth, vagina, and or anus. Usually used as an insult.

"You're nothing but a little cum dumpster!"

Cum Dumpster by Throbbin P. Ness June 19, 2006

cum-drunk 

cum drunk is how I get when I've sucked the cumgasms out of fifteen other cadets dicks and my head is spinning.

I got cum-drunk at last week's party!

cum-drunk by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

cum paste 

1. to mislead by a false statement; delude.
2. to mislead or falsely persuade others;
2. to deceive

Origin: Originated from a practical joke played on the Howard Stern Show where Howard tried to convince a fan that a bit he submitted "Cum Paste" was one of the funniest things he had ever heard.

1. "Don't try to pull a cum paste over on me."

2. "C'mon guys, this is totally a cum paste."

cum paste by Henweigh August 26, 2006

cum cola 

Not a popular brand of soda but one that most women love to gulp.

In a blind taste test cum cola beats out coke and pepsi 3 to 2.

cum cola by Brian Bertolli October 28, 2007

cum slap

When the bitch is sucking you off and at the end decides to spit and not swallow
So you offer your hand for her to spit the cum on

You then go...'yo bitch, next time swallow!'
And you slap her with the cum filled hand
If she crys...DOUBLE POINTS!!

'Fuck me...remember that bitch i met at the club?'
'Yeh'
'Well she was sucking me off in the alley and the bitch didnt swallow!'
'Really!'
'Dont worry man, i cum slapped the bitch...she wont not swallow ever again'

cum slap by Archbishop mothafucka March 26, 2009