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Don't make me go Chris Brown on you... 

a playful threat of domestic violence
Girlfriend: Babe, will you rub my feet?

Boyfriend: No, stop asking me, bitch! Don't make me go Chris Brown on you...

Pull a Chris Brown 

Refering to recent events in which Chris Brown allegedly beat up former girl friend Rihanna. For this reason "pulling a chris brown" is abusing your girl friend or spouse.
Ed: I heard Nancy was showing some disrespect.
Ted: Yeah your heard right, but don't worry I am going to Pull a Chris Brown on her ass when I get home from work.
Ed:Show her who is boss.
Ted: Keep the PIMP hand strong!
Pull a Chris Brown by Benjomania February 23, 2009

Creepy Chris 

That lowkey steal your girl...but not really ass dude. Cockblocker extraordinaire...you know that guy that only talks to girls when they're are standing directly by another guy. Prime minister of FBN.
Guy: Hey theres my girlfriend!

Creepy Chris: Hey theres his girlfriend!...as long as he stands there Ill talk to her....but as soon as he leaves her side im out of here...pronto!
Creepy Chris by JimmineyCricket February 9, 2012

kayla and chris 

the most amazing and indestructible couple youll ever meet
Girl: babe we fight too much. i wanna be like awesome like those two!

Boy: uh...who?

Girl: kayla and chris obviously

cunthead chris 

Chris is that guy who is a bit of a cunthead, he is usually classed as a willey muncher
Cunthead chris is a willey muncher
cunthead chris by Nuncuck90 September 12, 2016

Dont kanye me or ill chris brown u and tiger woods ur mother 

Dont mess with me or ill whup ur ass and fuck ur mother
Kid 1: Ur a fatass
Kid 2:Dont kanye me or ill chris brown u and tiger woods ur mother
Kid1: Ok My bad dude im sorry