boston blower
the ultimate belch. one you feel in your shoes! A belch that enables those around you to recognize what you had for dinner.
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Hollywood Blowoff
A dishonest response given by one party designed to avoid the need --or courage-- to tell the other party that they have no intention of ever re-contacting them. (especially in a case where a telephone number or other contact information has been asked for).
In short, when someone lies their intention to call back or otherwise re-contact someone else.
(By the way, the Hollywood Blowoff can be easily avoided simply by using the honest phrase: "Sorry, I don't give my number out", or "I'd prefer to contact you if I'm interested")
In short, when someone lies their intention to call back or otherwise re-contact someone else.
(By the way, the Hollywood Blowoff can be easily avoided simply by using the honest phrase: "Sorry, I don't give my number out", or "I'd prefer to contact you if I'm interested")
The most famous example of the Hollywood Blowoff is: "Don't call me .. I'll call YOU".
Typical scenario:
AVERAGE ALVIN: May I have your telephone number?
-or- "Can I call you"
-or- "Do you have a card?"
-or- "When will it be ready"
-or- "When will I know the results of the audition?" etc.
SNOTTY AGNES: Don't worry darling, I have your card (when, in fact, Average Al either has no card or never gave it to Agnes).... I'll call you... Honest.
-or- "I/We have your number"
-or- "You'll be hearing from us/me"
-or "I'll/We'll let you know as soon as I/we find out"
AVERAGE ALVIN: Why Agnes, you hideous, loathesome, stinking bitch from hell....You're giving me the Hollywood Blowoff, AREN'T you?! Jeez, I'm SO sorry I came to this book signing and wasted both my time and money on you.. Here, please keep your sorry little book and read it.. That way you'll have a better idea of yourself than I now do, you pitiful, pathetic asshole, you. If you ever, ever walk through MY neighborhood. you'd better look both ways before crossing!
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Typical scenario:
AVERAGE ALVIN: May I have your telephone number?
-or- "Can I call you"
-or- "Do you have a card?"
-or- "When will it be ready"
-or- "When will I know the results of the audition?" etc.
SNOTTY AGNES: Don't worry darling, I have your card (when, in fact, Average Al either has no card or never gave it to Agnes).... I'll call you... Honest.
-or- "I/We have your number"
-or- "You'll be hearing from us/me"
-or "I'll/We'll let you know as soon as I/we find out"
AVERAGE ALVIN: Why Agnes, you hideous, loathesome, stinking bitch from hell....You're giving me the Hollywood Blowoff, AREN'T you?! Jeez, I'm SO sorry I came to this book signing and wasted both my time and money on you.. Here, please keep your sorry little book and read it.. That way you'll have a better idea of yourself than I now do, you pitiful, pathetic asshole, you. If you ever, ever walk through MY neighborhood. you'd better look both ways before crossing!
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Hollywood Blowoff by Zxulo July 14, 2009
Injected Blower
Someone, male or female who is the centerpiece of a threesome. Hence being injected and blowing simultaneously.
I very skilled whore.
I very skilled whore.
Last night Tina was an Injected blower. I injected her while she blew Tom. We were working her like a machine an she loved every minute of it.
Injected Blower by tj0159ga September 14, 2009
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elephant blowjob
Giving a blow job to a man who still has his trouser on. But the zipper is pulled down and penis out through that hole, and both pockets pulled out to make it look like an elephant
elephant blowjob by hiphopmaster May 6, 2014
gravel blower
A person, being of vertically challenged stature, who releases noxious gasses from below the belt, resulting in a cloud of small rocks and other debris being blown around by the release of said gasses. The act of blowing up gravel and various debris when releasing flatulence so close to the ground.
"Did you see what happened when Shelly farted while walking on the dirt road? She's so short that rocks started flying everywhere!"
"Ha ha, yeah, she's a real gravel blower!"
"Ha ha, yeah, she's a real gravel blower!"
gravel blower by beartooth72 February 7, 2015