swollen balls

An unsupported by evidence claim, especially in order to achieve attention or to make excuse.

My cousin in Trinidad won’t get the vaccine cuz his friend got it & became impotent. His testicles became swollen. His friend was weeks away from getting married, now the girl called off the wedding. So just pray on it & make sure you’re comfortable with ur decision, not bullied

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- Stacey, did you apply for a summer job at that cafe?
- No, mom. I asked around and customers are total creeps there. I heard one girl got a stalker last year. And he like stalked her and attacked her in the parking lot!
- That sounds like swollen balls to me, honey. You call them tomorrow morning and let me know when is your interview.

by old-sad-goth September 28, 2021

Dodge-Balls

A game (for men) where you masturbate sitting up and right before climax, point the tip of your dick up at your face and try to dodge your cum as it shoots up at your face. Edging yourself adds difficulty.

Yo, I was playing Dodge-Balls last night and totally jizzed in my own mouth!

You guys coming to play Dodge-Balls tonight? It's gonna be a BLAST.

by J'Cari October 2, 2021

Glock and Balls

Glock and Balls is a simple term referring to a dual round drum attached to a Glock. Looks like a cock and balls

Jeffrey: Did you see the new dual round drum for the Glock 17?
Dave: Oh you mean the Glock and Balls

by Charles Babypowder October 18, 2021

Ball State

Testicle Tech

Joanie wasn’t able to get into Indiana or Purdue, so she settled for Ball State instead.

by Bra55Flam1ngo July 14, 2021

Balls Top

Use the phrase " balls top" in the same manner as the "F" word. When your elated, when your angry, when your bored. The meaning is determined by your mood and tone......balls top!!

"I'm sweating like a fat kid in a candy store with no money, balls top"

by EmJay "Balls Top" August 2, 2021

balls top

Can be used in any mood or context. Use it in any way you desire

Cheers to our win, balls top!

by BumbaRed78 August 3, 2021

Cummy Balls

The aftermath from a volcano like eruption from your manhood leaving your balls glazed in jizzums. Once one has Cummy Balls, their day has been elevated to new heights. Some would say this is the first stage to Euphoria.

“Bro, I just got a promotion and walked out with some real Cummy Balls!”

by Bohndo 2.0 August 7, 2021