When a man ejaculates on a woman’s face, specifically right above the lips. The conglomerate of semen on the lips resembles a mustache, similar to the ‘stache that former NBA player Larry Bird adorned in his playing days.
by Bra55Flam1ngo April 05, 2021
by Bra55Flam1ngo February 05, 2022
Noun. Another word for dab pen or THC vape. Typically, multiple people play the zoot flute in accordance to compose a symphony.
Randall: “Yo, G. I’m tryna get boofed after school.
Gary: “Hell yeah bro, come hop in my whip after class and play the zoot flute with me.
Gary: “Hell yeah bro, come hop in my whip after class and play the zoot flute with me.
by Bra55Flam1ngo April 13, 2021
The annual Goat-Fucking Festival in West Lafayette drew a record crowd in 2021, attracting cracked out, bible-thumping hillbillies from all across the city!
by Bra55Flam1ngo February 05, 2022
My neighbor’s name is Tulls. Jenna Tulls.
by Bra55Flam1ngo April 06, 2021
by Bra55Flam1ngo July 14, 2021
Shithole college town located about an hour northeast of Indianapolis. Muncie offers a bizarre population of Ball State students intermixed with redneck crackheads, similar to Lafayette. Make sure that you always wear steel-toed boots when walking through Muncie, as the streets and sidewalks are littered with used heroin needles. After clearing that minefield, you may be able to admire the assortment of abandoned homes, dilapidated facilities, and dated roads that Muncie has to offer.
Chet: “Dude, I just got accepted to Ball State! ‘Funcie’ is about to be so live!
O’Doyle: “You mean Muncie? The used toilet paper of Indiana? Watch out for stray heroin needles my man.
O’Doyle: “You mean Muncie? The used toilet paper of Indiana? Watch out for stray heroin needles my man.
by Bra55Flam1ngo July 14, 2021