Definitions by Bra55Flam1ngo

West Lafayette 

From Indianapolis, head north ‘til you smell it, then west ‘til you step in it.

The annual Goat-Fucking Festival in West Lafayette drew a record crowd in 2021, attracting cracked out, bible-thumping hillbillies from all across the city!

West Lafayette by Bra55Flam1ngo February 4, 2022

jakes

opps; street slang for police

ayo, jakes at the door. hide the bud.

fuck 12. watch out for the jakes.

jakes by Bra55Flam1ngo February 4, 2022

Ball State 

Testicle Tech

Joanie wasn’t able to get into Indiana or Purdue, so she settled for Ball State instead.

Ball State by Bra55Flam1ngo July 14, 2021

Muncie 

Shithole college town located about an hour northeast of Indianapolis. Muncie offers a bizarre population of Ball State students intermixed with redneck crackheads, similar to Lafayette. Make sure that you always wear steel-toed boots when walking through Muncie, as the streets and sidewalks are littered with used heroin needles. After clearing that minefield, you may be able to admire the assortment of abandoned homes, dilapidated facilities, and dated roads that Muncie has to offer.

Chet: “Dude, I just got accepted to Ball State! ‘Funcie’ is about to be so live!

O’Doyle: “You mean Muncie? The used toilet paper of Indiana? Watch out for stray heroin needles my man.

Muncie by Bra55Flam1ngo July 14, 2021

zoot flute 

Noun. Another word for dab pen or THC vape. Typically, multiple people play the zoot flute in accordance to compose a symphony.

Randall: “Yo, G. I’m tryna get boofed after school.

Gary: “Hell yeah bro, come hop in my whip after class and play the zoot flute with me.

zoot flute by Bra55Flam1ngo April 13, 2021

Jenna Tulls 

Similar to Ben Dover or Hugh Jass; a parody name that when sounded out is “genitals.”

My neighbor’s name is Tulls. Jenna Tulls.

Jenna Tulls by Bra55Flam1ngo April 5, 2021

Larry Legend

When a man ejaculates on a woman’s face, specifically right above the lips. The conglomerate of semen on the lips resembles a mustache, similar to the ‘stache that former NBA player Larry Bird adorned in his playing days.

Instead of giving her a normal facial, I came onto Brandy’s lips and gave her a Larry Legend.

Larry Legend by Bra55Flam1ngo April 5, 2021