Hide My Own Eggs

Hide my own eggs

A saying one would use to describe themselves as mentally incompetent in the moment, or for a duration of time.

"I GOT SO TANKED LAST NIGHT, THAT I COULD HIDE MY OWN EGGS FOR EASTER "

by JJ Milla September 23, 2022

laying eggs

To make a large amount of money over a short span of time.

I've been totally laying eggs at my new job! I can afford a new car already.

by nutfinder69 April 28, 2024

laying eggs

To make lots of cash and be stupidly rich

Guy 1: Gosh, I hate how Tim is always laying eggs and getting more bitches than the rest of us.
Guy 2: Yeah, I wish I could lay eggs too.

by the coolest cool person ever April 28, 2024

Mini Mini Eggs

Chocolate Mini Eggs, But Smaller

"Are They Mini Eggs,"
"No Look They Are Smaller"
" Must Be Mini Mini Eggs"

by A.E.G April 15, 2010

Got my fuckin eggs yolked dude

When you're a dumb stoner and it takes you forever to process anything

"Kyle told me a joke and it took me like a minute to get, got my fuckin eggs yolked dude."

by Pheeblesweeebles December 11, 2020

Egg artillery

A bunch of kids hired by another bunch of kids to throw eggs at at another kids house.

They usually have masks to conceal theia identity and use bikes for transportation.

These kids are often hired by school friend circle and school gangs to egg someone they don't like.

"you dude that kids house just got bombarded with eggs"

"yeah someone must have hired the egg artillery"

by Richterburg September 25, 2022

Hard boiled egg

An egg (trans person who doesn’t realise they are trans) who has been an egg for a longer than usual amount of time. Having one’s egg crack after their 40s is a usual qualifier, though this definition is somewhat subjective.

Bob: Alice is 70 and just realised she was trans after showing those signs for as long as I remember.
Claire: The life of a hard boiled egg, am I right?

by E hates Q July 18, 2023