This is when you propose marriage by hiding the engagement ring in your anus and then requesting that your partner anally fingers you. When their finger penetrates deep enough, the ring will slip on and then you ask them to marry you.
- "Hey, did you hear how Mike and Sharongot engaged?"
- "Yeah... did he really poop the question?"
- "He did."
- "Gross. Classic Mike."
When you stick your dick in a woman’s asshole, punch her in the stomach and as her anus clenches you rip your dick out out. You grab her pink sock and begin to play it like a flute. This will result in an instant orgasm as per the legend.
Dude last night I gave Tina the old poop chuteflute and she came all over my bed. It was awesome.