eddie's mom

A over-weight married woman who sleeps around with anyone but prefers her friend's husbands. Usually quite unattractive and smells like a dirty dog. Spends her days in the trailer with no bra on.

Val is totally Eddie's MoM!

by chzcak March 15, 2019

Ur mom

An outdated insult.

Chad: Ur mom gay.
Phil: Damn Daniel.

by Donald Caillou October 13, 2018

gors mom

Though the gender is unknown, it is assumed to be male, except for the lack of a a penis.

Gor's mom was seen July 14th, 1976 eating a taco bell nacho grande plate in the back of a chevy pickup truck.

by joe gomez March 25, 2003

Ur mom

Person I always fuck

I fuck ur mom last night it was amazing

by Pedophyle November 19, 2018

your mom

What immature teenagers say as a comeback to everything, often accompanied by "in bed" or "last night"

Person 1: That was fun.

Person 2: Your mom was fun. In bed. Last night.

Person 1: That concert took, like, three hours!

Person 2: Your mom took, like, three hours. In bed. Last night.

Person 1: What's that supposed to mean?

Person 2: Your mom!

Person 1: Huh?

by Smyke April 19, 2010

your mom

a common comeback for children that don't know how to respond to a question or just want annoy the fuckin shit out of older people. Can be said in a sentence or as a phrase.

bob: So kids, what do you want to do today?
billy, adam, sam,: Your mom!

or

Bob: ewww, what smells!?!?!\
Billy, adam, sam: YOUR MOM SMELLS!!!!!!!!!!!

by minty_fresh:) July 4, 2010

Your mom

A big person, usually followed by a small troupe of flying bagel-eating monkeys.

Your Mom was walking around last night, I don't like her!

by D-A. January 30, 2012