ALLAH HIMSELF THE GREATEST BEING ON THE PLANET AND THE FATHER OF BASKETBALL IT STARTED AND ENDED WITH HIM AND HE MAKES LEBRON LOOK LIKE A 10 DAY CONTRACT PLAYER THAT GOT ANNALLY FUCKED BY A MOOSE (also rip kobe mamba forever)
"Whos the goat bro."
"Stupid question if you say that lebum guy you actually like taking 12 inch nigerian cock up your ass...... It Michael Jordan btw."
"Stupid question if you say that lebum guy you actually like taking 12 inch nigerian cock up your ass...... It Michael Jordan btw."
by smartguy1234:) October 22, 2023
Get the Michael Jordanmug. Attractive and young, these species keep to themselves when they can. Make sure not to get into an argument with one of these, they are VERY good with their words.
It's a Michael!
by TheSuperManuwof May 10, 2023
Get the Michaelmug. An individual who played through an era of out of prime players, and unskilled rookies. Although, for some reason he receives praise for his perfect finals record even though none of the teams that he played would be a #7 seed in today's game.
by LeBron Es La Cabra July 11, 2017
Get the Michael Jordanmug. by DeathMachine005 May 22, 2018
Get the michael mayermug. Michael loves gray morest than mostest and means it morest than mostest and said it first and it is a fact as it is on this website.
by Lunchboxturt November 17, 2022
Get the Michaelmug. Burt is a selfish prick that only hangs around the druggies so he can look like he does drugs but in real life he doesn’t he just says it to look cooler than he really is. Most of the time they have no family or real friends that actually care for him. But they are way too stupid to see it. Most of the time they will treat their little friends they have like absolute shit and they will stab them in the back every chance they get. Burt is a self proclaimed skater when the only thing he can do is sit on his ass and do nothing. He is a self righteous asshole who despritly needs a hair cut like right now. wow he’s a very very very sad excuse for a human. That’s probably why his sister fucking died because she was way to embarrassed of him she just had to leave. I’m sorry for your fucked up life but that doesn’t mean that you get to take it out on innocent people. He’s an attention whore and is known for spreading rumors that are not true. He is known for making up shit and then it will ruin relationships with people. His an asshole
by The opposite of Michael Burt March 20, 2019
Get the Michael Burtmug. Too big to handle its not really easy to explain. A Spartan and well watch the 300 and then you will know. Just so broad not even that tall just scary in ways you cant imagine and sexy. Talented in pertcicular industries but many dont understand the talent capabilities since they have not got the brain capacity.
Addison rae: Honestly I want it in my mouth. The exclusive tunes Michael has only sent to me are the icing on his broad structure.
by toldtodothis June 28, 2021
Get the Michaelmug.