A “man” so ugly and unlikeable that even his own father would leave him for a bag of sand. Michael’s are most often homosexuals and like to drink their own Urin. If you see a Michael you better turn around and try to avoid him if that’s not possible try to scare him away with fire it’s a known fact that Michaels are afraid of fire and attractive women.
by Oleg.mo1512 November 21, 2021
Michael: i was saving that for when i eat
Vante: drinks michael soda
Michael: you drink sodas for fun
Vante: drinks michael soda
Michael: you drink sodas for fun
by Drink soda for fun December 16, 2020
Sometimes this guy is cool, other times not so much. He complains a lot and does not do anything at all. If you do meet a Michael, pray to god because Michael will ruin your life forever. He also sucks at video games and has too many privileges and says he came from nothing. At the end of the day, do not be near a Michael and do not name your child Michael. I beg of you please don't.
by TheyLuvRoti April 05, 2023
Me, i'm Michael. Not Michael Jackson or Michael B Jordan not even Michael Jordan. Only me, I am Micharl
by Humbleberry November 26, 2021
Michael has "You're welcome syndrome", he always expects a thank you when doing the smallest of tasks. He also has anger issues as he can't take impostors as a game. Kid gets angry at fortnite and starts arguments, don't understand that he's the real problem, still thinks shayla loves him.
Harry: *sits in silence, playing a game and gets shot at*
Michael: *notices and shoots the enemy*
Harry: *gets the enemy low*
Michael: *steals the kill* YOURE WELCOME HARRY
Michael: *notices and shoots the enemy*
Harry: *gets the enemy low*
Michael: *steals the kill* YOURE WELCOME HARRY
by Cray Cray Zoey November 09, 2021
He is a chill dude that enjoys doing things on the more wild side. He is very independent with his choices and can make almost any occasion fun... if he’s in the mood. He has a good sense of humor and unique personality. He is a good friend and makes good bf material.
by By youknowwhoiamcolton June 26, 2022