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John Cornyn

To fuck up so badly due to sheer incompetence and a 1937 elementary school education (and thinking that anything that comes out of that jiggolo-gloving mouth other than Wall Street donor shmegma) that your wife cuckolds you with Ted Cruz on the Senate floor while raising money for Beto O’Rourke’s next campaign while you have to do the tax returns for your party’s pedophile ring.
1: Wow, I feel so John Cornyn today
2: Bro, that doesn’t make sense
1: Maybe I just John Cornyned the example
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John Mayer 

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Person 2: Yeah, he's such a John Mayer.
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John Kreese'd 

To be John Kreese'd is to be bent over with laughter, as if you were creased (like a piece of paper). It is a play on words - Kreese/Crease.

Sensei John Kreese being from the Karate Kid Trilogy.
I was John Kreese'd at the thought of that wheelbarrow getting nicked.
John Kreese'd by Grazor Gramon June 26, 2006

John Wayne TP

The cheapest Toilet Paper you can purchase, 1 ply Cardboard type TP.

The name is derived from the fact that John Waynes Rough he's Tough and dont take no shit from no indians.
I had a nasty shit the other and ripped my ass up with some John Wayne TP
John Wayne TP by Johnny Dogrib February 22, 2009
an ignorant gook/spook/smut
I'd hate to be a John Heng
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