Potato

Potato: a large stone, edible, beige tinted, acne, can be eaten in many ways, irish ☘️, could contain poision- also my god, i praise and bow to the potato, the potato is my hero, my idol, my inspiration, my everything, potato’s will be the last specie to survive climate change- because they are inevitable 👌🏻

Potato-

“ hey girl..”

“ *cough cough * excuse me did you just say - girl- did you just assume my GENDER”

“ I’m so sorry, what do you identify as?”

“ a potato “

by That_artsyweirdo November 6, 2019

Potato

Not a penis, it is a food item

Stop looking at my penis. Its a penis , not a potato

by 13 man June 27, 2022

Potato

Infant with no remarkable physical attributes.
Especially, when accompanied by light skin and a lumpy head.

Sa'Quan what have you been up to?

I just spent 45 minutes looking at pictures of Karen's new baby, Trent. Little guy was a total potato.

by Powder97 December 12, 2020

Sexy potato

Also known as Qynn. A sexy potato is an extremely hot/sexy person

Look at that person over there they're such a sexy potato

by The10008whoran April 14, 2022

Potato xxx

When a man with a curved dick inserts his penis into a well used vagina.

"Two fucked up genetalia colliding? Seems like Potato xxx to me."

by MisterMeez November 28, 2022

Hot Potato

The big chunk of ash that falls off the blunt when it’s your turn because everyone else before you was too lazy to ash it.

“I’ve hot potatoed on Brad’s bed so many times.”
“I hot potato every time Chad is to my left.”

by greensnbeans May 24, 2019

Potato Expert

Person who eats an unholy amount of potato's.

Damn Hayden you a potato expert.

by LuxInATux July 21, 2022