The Graham James 

When you cum on someone's feet then give them a blow-job.

"On a road trip to Disneyland, we stopped for the night at a Super 8. As soon as I thought my buddy was asleep, I surprised him with The Graham James."

The Graham James by StickyFeet October 22, 2009

The Blonde Jesus 

The name says it all.

-He turns water into purple or red drank.

-His beard is better than any you've ever seen
and that includes the beard of Chuck Norris.

-He has an amazing Ban Hammer of Thor.

-He is merciless.

The Blonde Jesus is the sex. Period.

The Blonde Jesus by Anonymous0fLegion September 16, 2010

the lebron james effect 

1.) lebron james' ability to turn any straight basketball-loving man gay through his beastly skill and ability

2.) lebron james' ability to bring good to everything in his life, just by being lebron james

1.) while watching the cavs game, a boy told his girl how he would literally have sex with lebron if he could. then, when lebron made a 3 pointer in the last second to win the game, the boys orgasmic reaction made the girl feel as though she traded her boyfriend for a shopping buddy, a common result of the lebron james effect

2.) because of their uncanny skill at being lebron james' children, lebron james' children, who are still quite young, have already been offered college basketball scholarships. lebron junior and his less fortunately named brother are firsthand witnesses to the lebron james effect

the lebron james effect by somechickinohio July 6, 2009

The Booy Job 

The act of ejaculating in your partners asshole and utilizing the jizz as a lubricant to fornicate anally while the one recieving the booy is in the water face down and has water-wings on so he or she can stay afloat. To add to the authenticity of the act it is helpful if the women points at the man and yells BOOOOOOOYYYYY.

The booy job.

The Booy Job by You knowwwwwwww May 30, 2011

Battling the brown juggernaut

To defecate. Usually done in a fashion in which one must brace (his/her)self during the waves of discomfort that come over them while defecating. Other symptoms include: contortion of the face, gritting of the teeth, perspiration, quiet grunting, and/or clenching of the fists (if not grabbing on to the nearest sturdy structure).

Also: Battle the brown juggernaut, Doing battle with the brown juggernaut

Person in stall 1: "Excuse me sir/miss, you seem to be struggling extensively over there... Do you need medical attention?"

Person in stall 2: (through gritted teeth, hands pressed against stall walls) "Grr... No...I'm just battling the brown juggernaut...uggghh... I might be here for a while, check on me in 10 minutes..."

Battling the brown juggernaut by slingerstinger6 September 18, 2008

The Sloppy Joe 

When a man shits in a womans vagina and begins to eat the woman out.

I gave your sister the sloppy joe last night.

The Sloppy Joe by BombDroppin April 3, 2009

the michael jordan v2 

When you are f ing a girl in the ass you pull your penis out right before you are about to blow your load and stick your tongue out and then catch it on your tongue and spit it in the girls face.

i was fucking your mom and sister and a little bit of your dad on the side(but he was pretty much just watching)when i thought of the michael jordan v2 and it was so AMAZING!!!

the michael jordan v2 by PROninjaBEESH March 10, 2010