Sam Hansen

This girl Sam Hansen is someone like no other. All she does is hit straight up clingers over the fence. However she’s still the best big dawwwg.

All Sam hansen does is hit clingers.

by Tooties April 23, 2019

uncle sammed

When in the presence of several bitches you point to one and says I WANT YOU.

Price: yo these bitches are almost here.
Me: yea man its gonna be great!
(Bitches arrive)
Price: (points at the blonde) I WANT YOU!!
Me: you just got uncle sammed.

by pancakes and bacon July 24, 2016

The Sam Cooper Curse

Put simply, if Sam bets on or has publicly voiced his support for any particular team that team will go on to lose – even against the odds! It is strategically recommended to fade Sam’s picks.

Man I wouldn’t have bet on TCU tonight if I knew Sam took them. The Sam Cooper Curse strikes again.

by Gogie January 9, 2023

Airlie+Sam

Airlie+Sam was something Sam really hoped happened but they ended up falling out after school ended and did not ever meet each other again except once or twice by luck. Sam=idiot, dumb, stupid, hopeless, ugly, chopped and a complete dickhead. Airlie= Kind, Smart, Funny, Honest, Modest, Beautiful, Creative, Ambitious, Energetic and Cheerful.
You can tell why the combo never happened

Airlie+Sam was hopeless, Airlie was too good for him anyways

by Adrian Brian Jakob’s April 9, 2025

Sam-I-Am

A person who tries to force something on you, even though you have made it clear that you do not want it.
Coming from the Dr. Seuss book " Green eggs and ham"

In the book Guy-I-Am tries the dish and likes it in the end. This is about a person who doesn't stop trying to make you do something, not about the message of the book, that even weird looking things can be good.

Bro 1: Dude you gotta try ice man.
Bro 2: What are you? Sam-I-Am? Are you going to offer me green eggs and ham next?

by IMakeTheseCauseICan'tFindThem May 8, 2023

Sam

Sam is the most stunning, beautiful person in this world. Their smile, their eyes, all the gestures will drive you crazy. Sam is a flower person. They love art and reading, get hyperfixations quickly, they like analyzing stuff but won't get even the most direct signals, so unless you are brave enough, they will never know you like them. Sam's your ex, your bestie and your crush, all at the same time. Loving nature, their dog, being alone but also comfortable socializing. Even though they don't know, they're really loved and popular. They care too much about other's opinion but they don't let that stop them. If you meet a Sam, never let go.

Sam *exists*
Me: Omg omg don't confess your crush they're so damn beautiful *dies from love*

by Arandomunicorn January 25, 2023

sam in the kitchen

when the mandem is hard as fuck you kno what i'm saying blud

"hey"

"sam in the kitchen"

"chee"

*dap*

by SAMMMMMMMMMYYYYYY March 17, 2021