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post-contentporary

Post-Contentporary Art lives after the exhibition and before the archive. It’s born in the post, dies in the scroll, and resurrects in the screenshot.

Post-Contentporary Art performs in pixels, vanishes in stories, and archives itself in the cloud.

Post-Contentporary Art doesn’t wait for context—it makes one in real time. It’s aesthetic as instant feedback loop, content as currency.
This feed is so post-contentporary I had to follow.
by GK01 December 2, 2025
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post-food-clarity

- The shitty feeling you get after making an expensive doordash order, and eating it until you are stuffed (or sometimes not finishing your food)

- Emotions range from feeling hopeless, depressed, fatigue, and broke.
-Bro you just bought 50 wings from wingstop, why aren't you eating?

-Yeah man, I just ate 20, and I'm full... And I have 30 wings left. I can't believe I just wasted 60 bucks on some tough ass chicken. I'm going to cry myself to sleep and let my wings get hard as a rock in the fridge
-Damn bro, post-food-clarity is a bitch
by Post food clarity hater December 5, 2025
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goal posts

n. Brief un-needed over-hyped social media descriptions of a minor event or a string of minor events such as every basket and foul in an NBA game.

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Every day there are crazy notes in my mailbox about the economy. I am going to put them all in my trash folder with the all the complaints about the FIFA peace prize and the ongoing wars.

Time to move the goal posts? Again?
by gnostic3 December 18, 2025
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Post defecate clarity

The intense feeling of defeat after defecation

See also: defefaecated
After the tremendous poop I dumped, post defecate clarity showed me the light! My insides feel raw, my anus is blistering in pain, my legs are weak, and my lungs are short of breath for I am defefaecated
by Bad C dev January 2, 2026
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Callum-posting

The chronic habit of posting painfully mundane, oddly specific, and questionably profound WhatsApp statuses that nobody asked for—but now we all have to live with.

Often includes:
• Food hot takes that sound like rejected Dragon’s Den pitches

• Daily life updates that feel like side quests from a preschool teacher

• Music screenshots with cryptic captions that don’t make sense but sound like they might if you were high
• Off-brand motivational quotes with the emotional depth of a soggy Rich Tea biscuit
• Photos of countryside or suburban nothingness with captions like “Needed this”
“Man acts like he’s the main character in a Netflix indie short every time he posts. Stop the Callum-posting”

You know you’re Callum-posting when your status feels like a TED Talk but it’s just a tree and bad lighting.”
by Cally420 March 27, 2025
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Bernie Sanders Post-Nut Clarity

When you've just nutted and a Bernie Sanders video pops up in your notifications.
1: "Bro.. I just nutted and a Bernie Sanders video came up in my notifications, I have Bernie Sanders Post-Nut Clarity now..."
2: "Huh?"
by The Real Magician March 31, 2025
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Post Yap Clarity

The immediate realization after 5+ minutes of yapping that you should have kept your fucking mouth shut.
"Sandra has been talking for hours now. Wait until post yap clarity kicks in."
by salmonconsumer55 April 2, 2025
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