get into my pants

When a girl comes to your house and she opens your pants and starts biting, sucking, and licking your penis. But when she sucks it to hard it makes her choke.

When that I let that girl get into my pants, she choked and almost died..

by Whiteamuiian September 19, 2016

marriage pact

right after a husband and wife have sex the husband stuffs his penis and balls in his wife's vagina to keep them safe and falls asleep. for homosexuals its in your partners asshole

Mike - " hey bro someone came into my house and punched me in the nuts while i was sleeping, how do i keep my nuts safe at night?"
Jimmy - " that never happens to me because i have a marriage pact with my wife."

by 445446 March 6, 2011

traveling pants

you buy a pair of regular every day ordinary pants not knowing that they'll leave you at unfortunate times, like when you're talking to a girl you want to ask out... hence making her think that all you want is to stick it in her.

Guy: "Hey, how's it goin?"
Girl: "Uhm, pretty good, how abou-"
Traveling Pants: "That's it, I'm outa here."
-Traveling Pants travel away-
Guy: "Oh shit!"
Girl: "Oh. So you just want some action huh? I hate that!"
-Girl walks away-
-Guy just stands there not knowing what the fuck just happened-

by AmandaLICIOUS37 June 16, 2008

Pie Pants

What's so hard to figure out about this one? Pants + Pie = Pie Pants. The true challenge to this piece of clothing is trying to keep it on.

Shit, man - I wore Pie Pants to this party and they were totally gone in ten minutes flat!

by Andi- July 11, 2006

cheese through pants

Someone with cottage cheese cellulite on their butt who wears a pair of pants that shows the cellulite through the fabric.

That teacher has a pair of cheese through pants on.

by Triple G April 26, 2006

love pact

The relationship between four friends involving bird noises.

Bob feels feels exculded from the love pact between Lauren,Kelly, Bryan and Justin.

by Lauren July 15, 2003

Pants

Typical Canadian moniker for one whose most characteristic feature are outlandish two-legged garments, generally worn on the lower half of his/her body.

1) Pants is peeling the wallpaper again.
2) Have you met my friend Pants? She is really swell.

by pantsamy June 27, 2005