mumgina

when your vagina rips into your anus to form one hole.

kimbo has a mumgina after popping out those three kids.

by racylacey October 14, 2025

Mumling

The Mumling is a 7 feet tall beetle, covered in fur. The Mumling rolls around when transporting. It was first spotted in south Sweden.
The Mumling is often seen during cold windy mornings.

Damn, it sucks having to bike to school today, it's a cold and windy autumn morning, better not run into any Mumlings.

by The ball of the Schlicke October 19, 2025

Mumling

The Mumling is a 7 feet tall beetle, covered in fur. The Mumling rolls around when transporting. It was first spotted in south Sweden.
The Mumling is often seen during cold windy mornings, burrowing into old tree roots looking for food.

Damn, it sucks having to bike to school today, it's a cold and windy autumn morning, better not run into any Mumlings.

by The ball of the Schlicke October 19, 2025

Mummy Dick

When ones penis has to be wrapped to be wrapped in toilet paper because secretion is so bad.

Hey man to man to the clinic, I have a bad case of Mummy Dick.

by Onearmedcat October 28, 2025

Mummy Dick

When you have an STD, and your penis leaks so bad that you have to wrap it up in toilet paper.

Rob BOB: Can you take me to the clinic I have a bad case of mummy dick.

by Onearmedcat November 1, 2025

Re-Mummlarization

The art of ABUSE via the medium of YOUR Mother

I wish to De-Semonalarize in YOUR Mother

by Edd February 12, 2004

rock mummy

rock mum-my
n. rock mummies
1. Musical performers who have aged past the apparent reasonable range for their chosen musical style.

Origin: "Rock" is the style of music in which this behavior is most widely noticed. "Mummy" describes a mummified corpse, generally of extreme age (having been popularized by ancient Egyptians).

"Seriously, Tom Petty is such a rock mummy now - I'm taking bets on whether he or one of the Stones breaks a hip first."

by Pastymage January 30, 2009