Smug Money

1.A hood nigga who drinks straight shots. all day erryday.
2. someone who talks in the 3rd person point of view

Smug money is here to party!

by turdfurgison122 May 6, 2013

Today money

If you're on a contract for a day and get paid end of the day in CASH, its today money! not tomorrow money, or day after money or end of the week money...today money.

Hey dude, look, lets do this little job, its only going to take two hours. I'm talking today money here...

Look kid, If you want today money, cut my grass!

by udon'twannaknow February 22, 2011

Rubber money

Contraceptive devices ect. , usually rubbers that are used a money especially by teens. Hence the term rubber money.

That is it is traded among teens in trade for things they want the same way real money is.

How much you got in rubber money?

by Judge dredd7 June 9, 2011

dick money

Money that is ascertained through any situation that involved the use of a man's penis.

bro 1: yo, it's fall break, you comin' out tonight?
bro 2: nah man, I'm hella broke.
bro 1: prostitution appears to be the quickest solution, sir. You have 5 hours to be at the bar. Go!
bro 2: 'Bout to get that dick money!

by hoffmaja October 11, 2011

Bring Money.

A phrase derived from the "Brian does Hollywood" episode of Family Guy. Remixed to be used as a common greeting or comic relief to a dull/serious situation. Meant to be said with a stern tone and not to be over emphasized. The phrase has been killed in December 2011 by Froden and is no longer used.

Guy #1 *Guy #1 walks into class. rubs thumb, middle and index fingers together* Bring Money

Guy #2 Bring Money.

by cbreeze08 January 2, 2012

Shat Money

Something of very bad quality or a very bad /unfortunate situation.

Joe: hey billy hows that apple?

Billy: It's shat money yo.

Jon: I can't believe the cops showed up! shat money bro.

by texaspride1 January 11, 2012

boot money

Paper currency (usually benjamins) stored in a cowboy boot in the back of one's closet in attempt to avoid scrutiny from a significant other or spouse. This money is usually reserved for questionable activities that require heightened discretion.

setting: two guys walk into a strip club

Guy 1 (handed a wad of cash by Guy 2): No way I can accept five hundred dollars in cash
Guy 2: Don't worry about it, dude, this is boot money

by catpaw September 1, 2012