My headache hurts

A redundant sentence. The fact that you have a headache already means it hurts, dumbass.

Angelina: My headache hurts!
Leslie: No shit Sherlock.

by I hate onions (raw+green) June 14, 2024

my fingir hurts more than dingir

A Funny Slang that whenever your finger hurts, the pain will be so bad, you will think that it was god's accident, or your luck.

Jacques: Ow, my nails!
Luis: What happened to Jacques?
Jacques: My Fingir Hurts More than Dingir

by mrbeast539275 December 22, 2024

My Back Hurts

A way for an overachiever can convey that their teammates arelacking the quality or quantity required; insufficient for a purpose of adding value to the team.

"Bro, you got a 40K/D!!! But we barely scrapped by that game."
"I had 1.2 K/D"
"Ahhhh, my back hurts?"

by Getbacker January 30, 2025

My Everything Hurts

A term used when you are in a lot of pain or just don't feel like doing anything.

I want to stay in bed, my everything hurts.

by BeanJar February 1, 2025

My Back Hurts

A term used to politely decline an offer to preform an action.

no, my back hurts

by My Back Hurts Share definition February 3, 2025

MIC en nvestment hurch

development, creation OF A WITHIN
STATE THAT makeS use of an Enslaved MEN for future benefits or advantages TO SPEAK THE
LANGUAGE OF GODS

eg. MIC en nvestment hurch in the new Kingdom
Methew 6:9-13
Hindi Standard Version
9 Pray then like this:

“Our Father in heaven,
hallowed be your name.a
10 Your kingdom come,
your will be done,b

on earth as it is in heaven.
11 Give us this day our daily bread,c
12 and forgive us our debts,

as we also have forgiven our debtors.
13 And lead us not into temptation,

but deliver us from evil.d

by MIC EN NVESTMENT HURCH February 23, 2026

North Murray Hurry

The phrase "North Murray hurry" is a local term for speeding around a specific corner on North Murray in Colorado Springs, particularly among those born and raised in the area.

He completed the north murray hurry when he accumulated 88mph around the corner near murray and pikes peak slightly veering of course and decimating a gated communities steel fence and leaving behind mangled rails and still making it to work on time without the police finding you

by Double gas March 17, 2026