Donkey and horse

Donkey see themselves as horse but they are not

Donkey and horse don't look alike

by Idkboy2211 February 7, 2023

Dirty sea horse

the act of snorting baking soda off of a man's penis.

"Hey, how did he die?"
"He did a dirty sea horse."

by CrazyApple1 February 13, 2023

bagging bitches at the horse shop

the acclaimed top-10 bestseller novel by two young studs in a godforsaken place

it's about the intertwining lives of donner, joanna (stuttering), and julie from the perspectives of their respective partners

1: "you ever read 'bagging bitches at the horse shop'?"
2: "that can't be a real book you fucking tart"
3: "yeah it's a banger, dave turn the light on and get off"
1: "dave what the fuck, what touching my wife at parties you creep (you weirdo)"

by ejb723 March 10, 2023

Decapitated Golden Horse

After thoroughly beaten, the partner takes the other's cock and whacks it against a wooden cart until he sings for Gelderland.

-OR-

When you “finish jousting” and Heath Ledger walks in.

I'd be happy if she handled my cock like that decapitated golden horse

by NickLightning March 25, 2023

Quartering A Dead Horse

To trivialize a beaten dead horse.

Jeremy's Bud Light statements was just Quartering A Dead Horse.

by pornstitute August 7, 2024

fall off your horse

A saying you shout when you hear a loud obnoxious car driving on a calm road

Johnny and Andrew were eating outside when they heard a loud car zoom past. They both yelled “Fall off your horse!”

by Parkingticket September 29, 2023

Leonard the tiny horse

The sigma horse of Starscourge Radahn, General of Redmane Castle, who fights in a festival for an honourable death. Leonard is 2'6'' but supports Radahn, 11' tall, and becomes a meteorite with him. He is god.

I love Leonard the tiny horse.
YES

by LargeBanana September 30, 2023