what brand is your microwave

Often used when ppl don't want the conversation to end so they say this.

"Yeah I still have to go to 5th period"
"Oh okay"
"What brand is your microwave"

by Yobaddiewithafatty February 23, 2025

What brand is your microwave?

A question guys ask girls over text when the conversation is drying out.

boy: "that's crazyy"
girl: "ikr"
boy" so uh what brand is your microwave?"

by alextheog March 12, 2025

Mista Bando

A work colleague that acts sloth-like. Very slow movement. A high break to production ratio; more breaks, little production.

He's mista bando right now.

Mista bando do some moldings buddy.

by mista bando May 2, 2025

Cavemanne brand

Da line of fire extinguishers dat are so simple to operate, even a primitive primate could use them.

Prehistoric man cooked over an open fire, so a Cavemanne brand conflagration-dowser would have been handy to have around "just in case".

by QuacksO0 May 30, 2025

The Brand

A particular set in a gang or the gang itself

I can't mess with someone who ain't gonna shoot for the brand

by Big Dog Shit November 27, 2025

not my brand of whiskey

not my area of professional expertise

man 1 ): how did Hitler commit suicide: by taking a cyanide pill or shooting himself in the head?

man 2) no bloody idea. this is not my brand of whiskey, I'm a biochemist anyways. go to a history department, they may be able to help you there.

by Sexydimma June 5, 2012

bustin out the bando

Go to an abandoned house to do drugs

Hey dude lets go bustin out the bando

by Jobine April 23, 2016