chuck pants

A prostitute that has had a terrible plastic surgery and looks chopped up.

Son: What's a chuck pants dad?

Dad: a prostitute with poor article surgery.

Look at that chuck pants
Wow that prostitute needs a better surgeon.

by Daddyasfuck April 18, 2016

Robby pants

The coolest guy in town, he gets all the lady’s and wears his pants inside out #wap #tits

Oh hey there Robby pants how’s it going

by Chazbeswag September 1, 2021

Panting

When you have desire for something

I'm panting for a drink (I'm so thirsty)

by Collossal July 30, 2016

Tönnies Pants

A type of multifunctional outdoor pants noone has a decent name for which are both practical and stylish.
The name come from famousa german rapper named Daniel "little D" Tönnies.

Bro 1: Bro i gotta buy some new pants you wanna join in with me?
Bro 2: Sure you know what you wanna get?
Bro 1: Ye i gotta get some new Tönnies Pants

by Akinalol February 25, 2021

Pants Gnomes

When a male has a very obvious Erection. Those Gnomes be hitching tents in those boys pants. Like a fucking camping trip.

"Damn, that guy has a serious case of Pants Gnomes, I feel bad for him"

by Little Red in the Hood July 16, 2016

Drunk Pants

The morning after pants you find in a ball with or without puke on them from a night of heavy partying. Money, phone numbers and concert ticket stubs are often found in them.

(at hangover breakfast) - Me: You'll never guess what I found in my drunk pants. Friend: What? Me: That cute guys phone number on the back of my ticket stub. Friend: nice, drunk pants.

by Inverted Moon May 20, 2011

Fancy-Pants Rich McGee

What you would call a man who’s good at something, and shows it off. Usually used as a joke when someone makes a correction.

Person 1: How the Hell do you spell show-fer?
Person 2: Chauffeur.
Person 1: Ooh, look at Fancy-Pants Rich McGee over here. Fuck you! Spelling bee ass.

by Spookyanim June 6, 2024