Penis Sandwhich

What I just told my bitch to go eat

Wife: Honey, I think its your turn to do the dishes.

You: Bitch I think its your turn to go eat a penis sandwhich!

by Fatty-McFatfat February 2, 2005

Nigger Penis

Fat black dong, not very pretty and not very tasty, but long enough to recieve anal sex and blowjobs at the same time.
Usually found in a swarm above white chicks or in melones.

Hey guy watch out, there is an anaconda" "Relax, its only a nigger penis

by kingdingeling3 November 16, 2010

walking penis

a supreme ladies man, defined as one mojo powered pimp.

Damn! Mike is the epitome of the walking penis!

by mike tomorsky February 3, 2004

Penis Music

Music that's good for your penis

I listened to penis music and my penis feels good

by Hamtaro February 25, 2020

small penis

brett dash has one

by Anonymous June 25, 2003

Musical Penis

A sex game involving one man and several women. The object of the game is similar to musical chairs with the exception of the man's penis is substituted for the chair. There are a few variations in gameplay, such as the man lays on his back or is standing. Like musical chairs, while the music is playing, all the girls circle the man, and when the music stops, the girl who gets the man's penis in her vagina first wins the round. The reward for winning varies, but can include having sex with the girl first, and then waiting until the man is ready again. Play continues until there is one girl left. She is the loser, and typically must submit to having anal sex as a "punishment."

Sometimes, the game could be played as a sex matchup game instead, with an equal amount of guys and girls, and only one round.

Man:*in a room with a bunch of naked girls* Who wants to play musical penis?

Girls: Yay!!!

*they start playing*

Girl: Yes! I win! Haha! We'll be back in a little while!

*game continues until there is one girl left*

Girl: Aww dammit...I lose.....oh well! *bends over*

by Mr. Roflcoptergoes soisoisoiso May 4, 2011

lost penis

"Lost penis" is when you are caught humping a chick by a family member (usually a parent, in-laws or girlfriend and/or wife) resulting in an immediate boner killer and great shame.

Sally's mom and I where doing it in her basement when Sally caught us. Well I suffered with lost penis for about a week until Sally's twin sister started dating me.

by Defcon 4 and waiting June 2, 2010